Love the "Get outta poop free" deal! Honestly, if all the unfertile couples really knew how much poo and other crap parents deal with, they might not feel so bad! Just borrow a friend's kids for the day, spoil the heck out of them, then go home and collapse in peace and quiet. This idea works well with dogs too I've discovered
Happy Birthday! Now go get some "house" work done! Beware though, with all the work you're doing on the old home, your not gonna want to sell it!