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    Quote Originally Posted by zoebird View Post
    i'm glad you tested out the campervan. you seriously wouldn't want any mishaps on the road. you never know how things age in storage . . . just want to make sure everything is in order.
    Yep. Totally practical matter. Nothing at all to do with having fun.

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    Operational testing is a valid method for preventing accidents..... or mishaps..... or "Oh *)@#" moments...
    Hehehehe....I'm so glad I found someone who is as non-prudish as I am.

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    exactly. purely functional. like making sure you get 16 times a week for overall heart and hormonal health. duh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarbDodger View Post
    have fun
    and be good
    and if you can't be good, at least be good at it
    I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

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    Robin, please be sure to check out Bryce and Zion's rules about dogs. A lot of the Utah parks don't allow dogs, not even on a leash.

    Which is why we haven't visited them.

    *sigh*

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    Quote Originally Posted by zoebird View Post
    exactly. purely functional. like making sure you get 16 times a week for overall heart and hormonal health. duh.
    Is that 16 orgasms or 16 episodes of having sex. That might stack the deck for women. I can have that many in a day or two easy.

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    and if you can't be good, at least be good at it
    Purr. Yes, we are.

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    Robin, please be sure to check out Bryce and Zion's rules about dogs. A lot of the Utah parks don't allow dogs, not even on a leash.
    Which is why we haven't visited them. *sigh*
    That sucks. But the Wolf Cub is certified as Medical Alert Service Dog because of my epilepsy. He knows when I am going to have a seizure before I do. So he gets special privileges just like a seeing eye dog.

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    I think number of orgasms isn't relevant, just number of "goes."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paleobird View Post
    But the Wolf Cub is certified as Medical Alert Service Dog because of my epilepsy. He knows when I am going to have a seizure before I do. So he gets special privileges just like a seeing eye dog.
    Ahh yes, that's right! Excellent!

    Now I just need to find a reason to get my two Golden Retrievers certified as Service Dogs...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldie View Post
    Ahh yes, that's right! Excellent!

    Now I just need to find a reason to get my two Golden Retrievers certified as Service Dogs...
    Well, you could always just cheat and order a service dog vest on the net but I know you are probably far too honest to try to game the system like that.

    My Unscooter arrived today. I will get it out of the box and give it a try tomorrow.

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    Today the GMan and I did some very important errands. We stopped at AAA and got a bunch of maps, went to a sporting goods store and he bough a three person canoe, then we went to a marine supply place and got a life vest for the Wolf Cub.

    Is it just me or is this starting to sound like a *family* vacation?

    Scary but also a rather nice idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paleobird View Post
    Is that 16 orgasms or 16 episodes of having sex. That might stack the deck for women. I can have that many in a day or two easy.
    LOL - I'm just the opposite. From the movie Network, Faye Dunaway's character:

    I apparently have a masculine temperament. I arouse quickly, consummate prematurely, and can't wait to get my clothes back on and get out of that bedroom.
    Guilty as charged. Though I admit, there are exceptions to everything.
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

    B*tch-lite

    Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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