No. The hydra is everything wrong with civilization. The government is the dick. Stupidity is the head that will officially kill you when you cut off the hydra's dick. It will do so by inciting wars of control that will result in an enormous death toll.
Originally Posted by Grok
So your choices are:
A) Keep letting the hydra stretch you out.
B) Get killed.
C) Hope that you beat the odds and the hydra misses. You are not Han Solo. The hydra head (for my purposes that's what it was) in the asteroid will eat you.
D) Don't cut off the hydra's dick and run like hell. It will search for its sex toy because hydra teeth aren't very good for wanking.
E) Become a hydra head. This is made difficult by the fact that it doesn't want to lose it's sex toy and so will keep you from visiting the wizard of oz and tapping your red breast implants together to shapeshift. Even those of us who come from a long line of hydralings have little to no chance of being a full fledged hydra. Hell, some of us are being raped now too!
In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.