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    Quote Originally Posted by ChocoTaco369 View Post
    Out of ballsack, too? No butter, yogurt, sugar OR sex? At that point I would have walked out into traffic.
    OMG...ChocoTaco! Now that was some funny shit.... "I don't know what could have possessed him to just walk out into traffic"....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monika View Post
    OMG...ChocoTaco! Now that was some funny shit.... "I don't know what could have possessed him to just walk out into traffic"....
    I always try to keep those ingredients on-hand. Sometimes I like to mix all four at once.
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    At least you have a funny story for parties and to tell your grandchildren one day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bananabonobo View Post
    oh fuck, you're right! i'm ALSO out of butter and i forgot to buy it! now i have no butter, no yogurt AND no molasses! BALL SACK
    Ok.. this is where I gotta laugh!!! WOW! Too much!
    Go for bacon.. it won't break, you can drop, throw it, whatever! Freeze it, buy it frozen.. lasts for ever.. can't help with the ball sack! OMG... And you don't need butter to cook it or eat it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bananabonobo View Post
    with molasses smeared all over my thighs
    Ok....being male....which makes me a pig....this quote is what stuck in my mind.
    Reminds me of a scene from the movie 9 1/2 Weeks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JVib View Post
    Ok....being male....which makes me a pig....this quote is what stuck in my mind.
    Reminds me of a scene from the movie 9 1/2 Weeks.
    dude, you're not kidding there. it looked like i'd had some sort of x-files alien miscarriage.

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    Great story! Your anguish is my enjoyment.

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    LOL this is by far the best thing I've read this morning.

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    Oh no! I'm laughing but I feel guilty for laughing! I've had bags break on me too, it's terrible especially if you just bought eggs! Such a pity about all that molasses gone to waste.

    I learned my lesson and usually bring my own shopping bags too (I have a whole collection of cute canvas ones now), because I've had one too many of those flimsy store bags break on me and spill my freshly bought (expensive!) food everywhere. And one of the things I do is I keep an extra one of those canvas bags (my smallest one) rolled up tightly and tucked in my purse. You NEVER know when you'll need an extra bag, for all the same random reasons why I recommend never leaving home without a packet of pre-moistened towelettes. Stuff just happens sometimes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarthFriendly View Post
    That's a good one. I also like the London beer flood.

    London Beer Flood - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    What a way to go.

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