Here in the Southern USA we have a magical thing known as.... MICROWAVE PORK RINDS.

So for the cooking impaired (like me) in 2 mins you can have Hot, Crunchy, Bacony, Happiness directly from your micro.

Someone said earlier in the thread pork rinds were like paleo popcorn, and thats what I'm calling these from now on

*the brand I buy is Lowrey's Bacon Curls Microwave Pork Rinds