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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    you should rename her Stinky Butt
    We rescued her and her name was Joanna... Who names their cat Joanna?! She probably has mommy issues.

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    i'ev been calling my dog (whose name is a very proper dog name) cookie a stinky butt lately. since he's all manly now with man hair and man pee, he smells like a bucket of ammonia when he sits on my shoulder

    as i've been too lazy to wash him the last 2 days, i just rename him
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    you're thwarting my nefarious plans, gay panda. i keep wanting to call you pandapants now, i like that word. it's a happy word.

    but i guess we can still go out drinking *shakes fist, all thwarted*
    Aw, just open up the coop and prod away, I don't care. They cost two bucks each and made a racket all morning, so take The Broom of Doom out of my shed and go nuts.

    Professor Pandapants has such a good ring to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    i'ev been calling my dog (whose name is a very proper dog name) cookie a stinky butt lately. since he's all manly now with man hair and man pee, he smells like a bucket of ammonia when he sits on my shoulder

    as i've been too lazy to wash him the last 2 days, i just rename him
    Well, if she randomly eats the carpet bits she pulls up, is OK to call her RUGMUNCHER?

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    i think Stupid might be more apt
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    i think Stupid might be more apt
    alrighty then, stupid it is.

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    I've always been slightly afraid of live chickens (and thus quite pleased to eat them). My grandparents kept chickens, and a rooster, when they were both still alive and I was fairly young. Having those mini-dinosaurs eye-ball you while you go for the eggs is kind of frightening when you're only about 2x bigger than them.
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    Have you ever hypnotised a chicken?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M268UccYVCE

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    *Whew* glad this is back on the "What's New" page. I need innanity.

    My neighbors kept chickens as pets. There is little funnier than seeing a bantam rooster strutting along followed by his harem of meat-sized hens. They also had a meat-sized rooster named Dudley. Once he aquired the preface "Deadly" to the "Dudley" he had to be locked up so he'd stop trying to kill the children.
    http://cattaillady.com/ My blog exploring the beginning stages of learning how to homestead. With the occasional rant.

    Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

    And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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    at my friend's hobby farm as a teen, we were repeatedly attacked by semi-wild turkeys. those f***ers would wait outside my friend's back door, and as soon as we came out to do chores they would chase after and attack us all the way to the barn. we started bringing 2X4s in an effort to protect ourselves, but it hardly phased them. eventually, her mom killed the two leaders and the rest remembered their place in the food chain.
    Last edited by Saoirse; 03-09-2012 at 03:16 PM.

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