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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    i'm not fapping

    you are

    i feel like i should look away and look anywhere but your general direction, and when i alk to you, i'm looking in this random, empty place about 4 feet to your left
    Suits me just fine.

    If you're not looking at me I can get away with all kinds of things... poisoning cheesecakes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarthFriendly View Post
    puh-leeze.

    how does this make me any different than 64% of all MDA posters?
    so true.

    umm...o wait... *blushes*

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarthFriendly View Post
    Suits me just fine.

    If you're not looking at me I can get away with all kinds of things... poisoning cheesecakes...
    fapping in cheesecakes (it's the special ingredient)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Good View Post
    I've stayed up far later than I should have. Good night, let us all hope that I will be a man in tonight's adventures.
    may you be the man, and not the woman
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Over the next 90 minutes, I want to show you that all of your problems can be solved with my penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    Oh, Darth Friendly, that's not what you said about my ass last night.
    It's what I'm saying tonight, the bleeding and wincing arouse me.

    Now make with that sand paper you yogurt sucking creep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarthFriendly View Post
    Suits me just fine.

    If you're not looking at me I can get away with all kinds of things... poisoning cheesecakes...
    i always share
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Over the next 90 minutes, I want to show you that all of your problems can be solved with my penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saoirse View Post
    fapping in cheesecakes (it's the special ingredient)
    so THAT'S the hint of salt i was detecting
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Over the next 90 minutes, I want to show you that all of your problems can be solved with my penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Good View Post
    You love me?
    The same way I love all of god's retard ugly children Alex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    i always share
    Well share some with your shithead twotoned fat assed furry friend. Man I can't stand furries.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarthFriendly View Post
    The same way I love all of gods retard ugly children Alex.
    You can't use that word! Only WE can use that word!
    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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