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    See now I am having a hard time keeping my head on straight
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    Strive for healthy today.

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    Haha, you guys are a riot!

    I'm going out to watch the Habs game at some noisy bar and get piss drunk on vodka and ribs. This calls for a low cut shirt and hockerish makeup.

    (it's really hard to take a picture of what I'm wearing with a macbook, so instead here's the picture of the boobs that were discussed at length

    This is my seductive look. Pounds of makeup and eyeliner that say: "hey, I may look easy but I'm better than you!"

    Also good for: "I'm drunk, you can take advantage of me, cute boy!"


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    Hey there, Sweet Thang!!!
    You are one beautiful young lady

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    Holy crap... look at what I miss when I engage in work and laundry. Damn it.

    You all crack me up!

    *not gonna comment on the helmet*

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    awwww, look how cute!

    *a-hem* and by "cute" I mean sufficiently "hookerish" to score with tipsy boy of her choice... :P

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    See, all better now.

    Hope you have a great evening!
    Strive for healthy today.

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    Oh My God!

    As you all know the Montreal Canadians ate the Penguins alive. And the penguins taste like chicken :P

    It was so crazy! We missed the entire game because we couldn't get into ANY bar! It was not like that in Toronto (probably because the Leafs never won anything in their life :P), but people were screaming, yelling, honking, lighting up fireworks in crash cans, trying to get ran over by cars, hi-fiving and hugging random strangers and even setting cars on fire.
    The setting cars on fire, I thought that was limited to when we lose... but apparently not.

    We were walking aimlessly, scared for our lives.
    Our hookerish outfits were ignored in favour of other drunken, screaming men.
    Whenever we went to a bar, it was dingy and filled with bizarre, homeless people banging on drums (true story).
    When we finally gave up on finding a decent bar where we can seduce mildly drunk (but not completely!) boys, we went into an upscale bar
    and got dessert and Irish Cream.

    Oh My Fucking God!
    It was a minimuffin! I paid 20 bucks for a minimuffin! I was ready to put some caps in some assess, but I forgot my cap-dispenser in my other purse.

    And the Irish Cream was a French rendition of the real thing, the waiter promised us it was really really sweet and had no alcohol in it, but was actually 90% scotch, 5% coffee and 5% whipped cream.
    Did I mention how pathetic my actual dessert was? Let's just say that I would have paid 6$ for the whipped cream on my Irish Cream than the fucking muffin!

    So I looked yearningly at the cute waiters and wondered why this night was a total fail

    P.s, men are such apes. Why do they even pretend they're normal during the day? Clearly, climbing trees, yelling and getting naked is where they excel.
    Or maybe there's just no such thing as the right amount of drunk?

    Tomorrow, we're going clothes shopping and cry about all the crap we ate today because we can't fit into anything slutty.

    Toodeloo.

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    Meatie,
    Glad you made it out alive. I watched 2012 with a buddy tonight...pretty much the same thing, there ;-)
    See ya tomorrow!!!

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    Wow... what a night!

    Men are... well... they're men. When they're drunk you shouldn't expect much from them- lol.

    Buy a pair of hooker boots for me! I love them but my feet can't stand to wear them anymore. I bet you could totally pull off a pair of thigh-high boots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NoSaladWithoutMeat View Post
    Or maybe there's just no such thing as the right amount of drunk?
    BINGO! Which is why I no longer partake in alcohol, aside from a glass of wine or two with a fancy dinner.

    Quote Originally Posted by NoSaladWithoutMeat View Post
    Clearly, climbing trees, yelling and getting naked is where they excel.
    Yeah...I don't need to be drunk to do these things in public, so no problem there. I'm true to my roots. :P

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