Not all of us can get Welder Guys who are good kissers and have awesome dirty trucks
YOSH! (Okay/ here we go! in Japanese. Sorta)
Awesome food tonight.
I hate to admit it but eating out (get your mind out of the gutter) is one of life's greatest pleasures.
(Going back to the gutter now, this maybe true for some men. If the case is true for you, call me
But seriously, I've been cooking my own food for 2-3 weeks and I don't know if I'm just a sucky cook or what, but tonight's restaurant food was borderline orgasmic!
I wolfed that tartar down, the mayo and the fries cooked in duck fat... and OH BOY! Every single bite was a spiritual experience!
My friend was telling me about some sorority girl who, when asked what her favourite food was, replied she "isn't really into eating".
THAT'S A SIN AGAINST GOD!
Vy got her first tattoo and we had to celebrate so we limped (she limped :P) to the restaurant in the cold and had an enjoyable evening of tea, bone marrow (you know you've found the restaurant of your dreams when bone marrow is an appetizer) and discussions of life, art and psychopaths.
I had fries. I regret nothing!
I was gonna have icecream or chocolate but I had to hold myself back, and I'm proud that I did.
I think I'm exercising a muscle called self-control here... Didn't even know I had it.
Good day. Good night.
"The penis is the male animal-flower, a soft-firm dildo, a warm dream."
-Raymond Peat, PhD