Me: Bless me Grok, for I have sinned. My last jelly bean was 2 hours ago. I could not resist the temptation of Easter candy at the checkout counter. Please help me not to be led into the evils of Cadbury Eggs, pink and yellow Peeps.

Grok: You are forgiven my child. Your penance is to have bacon every morning for the next five days.

Me: Thank you Grok. May the force be with you.