You want a t-shirt?
Store - Apparel - Primal Blueprint
How about some Tarahumara running sandals:
Luna Sandals - Home
Or some stealth tracker moccasins:
Custom Moccasin Styles, Stealth Trackers, Tracking Moccasins, Bow Hunting, Western, Renaissance, SCA, Earthing,Tactical,Police, Military, Go Green, Earthing, Barefoot Moccasins, SodHoppers
To look truly awesome, you will need a kilt:
UTILIKILTS - American Made Utility Kilts for Everyday Wear
And if you are really daring, how about one of these:
Custom Made Deerskin Loincloth - Men's Clothing
Female, 5'3", 50, Starting weight: 163lbs. Current weight: 135 (more or less).
I can squat 192.5lbs, press 75lbs and deadlift 210lbs