Stop it, Grizz. No, actually - from now on, every time you post an asinine snake oil thread, I'm going to post about my latest informational explorations, or a recent fanciful attachment I've developed.
I saw the birds in my front yard a few days ago, and they were beautiful black crows. Then, the next day, I came across a dead baby crow. I was disheartened at the sight, but it got me thinking about nabbing a baby crow for a pet. So I did a little Googling and found out that it's illegal to have crows as pets because some populations are migratory. So I'd have to be sneaky about it if I even toyed at all with a crow for kicks. Turns out there's all sorts of different crow populations and subspecies all over the place! I even saw a raven the other day out my window and really thought about coaxing it toward some food, to tame it. So now, almost every chance I get, I'm reading about crows on the internet. It's a passing passion, much like YOUR IDIOTIC IODINE FANTASY.
Next time I see your face, you get to hear about my newly adopted disabled goldfish and his deformed mouth...
Steak, eggs, potatoes - fruits, nuts, berries and forage. Coconut milk and potent herbs and spices. Tea instead of coffee now and teeny amounts of kelp daily. Let's see how this does! Not really had dairy much, and gut seems better for it.