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    Boobs that makes sense *sarcasm *

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    Here's a solution we haven't discussed yet: my sister's best friend just got breast-implants because (no, she was happy with her natural cup-size, now here's the good bit!) she couldn't be bothered losing the tummy-flab post-pregnancy, but she figured bigger boobs makes the belly look smaller in comparison.

    She accidentally fell pregnant only 3 months after surgery... I wonder what happens after this baby is born? More silicon?

    So instead of stressing over BF%, refeeds, visible abs and clean eating like we tend to do, a perfectly sane solution is only $10,000 away.

    Why didn't I think of that?

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    Bwaaahahahahahaha!! OMFG that's...inSANE.

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    that's hilarious! why didn't she just get a tummy tuck if she felt surgery was the option?

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    LMAO!!! That's the silliest reason for breast implants! I also wondered why not get a tummy tuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricialisha View Post
    LMAO!!! That's the silliest reason for breast implants! I also wondered why not get a tummy tuck.
    I'm sure it would be some idiotic reason for it, like she's heard the scars are too visible or something. She ain't the sharpest, this one...

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    lol. that's the reason i wear push-up bras! Adds a cup size or two and my tummy looks smaller lol! wouldn't have surgery though, bras are much cheaper xD

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    i spent 17k on my skin removal :x

    shoulda got bigger boobs tho
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    As a former powerlifter, that was sorta what we did (those of us that cared). We tried to make our chests bigger so our guts weren't as noticeable. I did, however, find out that when you are built like a silverback, no one gives a shit about the size of your stomach if they think you will kill them just for looking at you wrong.
    People too weak to follow their own dreams will always try to discourage others.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chochobo View Post
    i spent 17k on my skin removal :x

    shoulda got bigger boobs tho
    Yeah damn! It's not too late if you have some spare cash?! Lol

    Quote Originally Posted by IcarianVX View Post
    As a former powerlifter, that was sorta what we did (those of us that cared). We tried to make our chests bigger so our guts weren't as noticeable. I did, however, find out that when you are built like a silverback, no one gives a shit about the size of your stomach if they think you will kill them just for looking at you wrong.
    Bigger by surgery? Or lifting heavy!

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