omg! hilarious thread
When we were in college, we went to my grandfather's funeral. We stayed at my Aunt's home and one of her sister's cam and took care of us, cooked and ironed our clothes. Well my brother ate so much that when we went to the airport he looked like he had hidden a basketball under his shirt his stomach was soo distended. He was a basketball player (At Ottawa in Kansas) and tall and very thin so it was super obvious. He was so worried as he got on the plane! He said that as soon as they pressurized the cabin that the need to let loose became beyond painful. He tried slowly letting the air out, but ended up having to go to the bathroom to do a total release. Needless to say the smell followed him back to his seat. He felt like everyone looked at him the whole flight (I doubt it, but him telling the story was hilarious!).
Last edited by demuralist; 04-04-2013 at 10:29 AM.
Hey, for once my journal is fun
Dallas love field is an evil airport. Not that I could (or would) eat one, but the Cinnabon smell as you come off the plane...makes me want one!!
you can make yourself a primal one when you get home, it will be much better and not leave you physically distressed!
Cinnabon would do nothing but add to your gastric distress..
Well, the one good thing about being both glutten and dairy intollerant is that I can't indulge, even if I were so inclined Honestly, though, I'd almost rather have a bowl of popcorn that something like a cinnamon roll!
right now, it is rainy and cold here, a nice cup of tea, a blanket and a fireplace are what I am craving.
That sounds lovely. I'm having dinner with a friend...which is awesome, because I see this friend like 1x/year, but not so nice when I'd just like to go to bed early
I have actually done this! I developed it after being shown the technique for my kids when they were babies. (You bend their legs up to their stomachs, which I replaced with the squat-walk.)
Not airport friendly, though, I suspect.
I have done the leg thing with my daughter when she was a baby so yup, this might work. Never would have thought of something like this as an adult though.