I want cookies! page

[MvEssen]

So really, I'd love to have some cookies for my 20%. Cookies are fucking awesome. But they are fucking awesome because they are so crunchy and stuff. I mean I can make a frigging healthy cake from coconut milk, coconut flour, eggs, vanilla and cinnamon. It tastes good. But I want a fucking crunchy cookie. Now I can just walk to the store, buy it and eat 'cause fuck yeah 20%.

But no, I want to be smart about this. I want to still avoid vegetable oil, refined sugar, nuts and gluten. Fuck the fact that it's high carb with no micro nutrition, it's my 20%. Anyone has a recipe for the perfect cookie? I have no intollerances, so eggs, dairy, etc. are all fine. This is the stuff I can get my hands on 100% sure and am comfortable enough with to use:

Flour:
White rice flour
Coconut flour
Corn flour
Tapocia flour

Fat:
Coconut Oil
Grassfed butter

Sweeteners:
Honey
Maple Syrup
Cane sugar
Liquid Stevia

EDIT: Oh yeah, also. I'm going to try and make them in different types. Like chocolade, cinnamon & vanilla, "speculaas", chocolate chip, etc. So I'm just looking for the base recipe for a fucking good crunchy cookie which I can experiment with .

[Dr. Bork Bork]

Okay, first of all... easy with the f-bomb, dude. I appreciate your enthusiasm (really!), but the f-ness is unnecessary.
On that note, I am more of a chewy cookie girl myself, and have a pumpkin chocolate chip recipe on my food blog (link below). I will also have a shortbread cooking recipe being posted by week's end.

[NurseMama5]

chocolate chip cookies
cookie dough truffles

[MvEssen]

I geuss there is too much swearing in there when I reread it. Didn't notice when writing really, sorry!

Thnx for the recipes NurseMama5, but they have almond meal in it and I'd like some with no nuts .

[Dr. Bork Bork]

thanks for sharing the cookie dough truffles. Those look awesome (like cake balls)

[NurseMama5]

sorry didn't see that part, try these
or these

[otzi]

MvEssen - I remember a little cookie called a "pepernotje". It was kind of what we would call gingerbread, but spicier. I would love it if you could figure out a way to make these things in primal fashion. Maybe Sinterklaus can find him a little Zwarte-GROK this year and get rid of Piet.

For you that don't know, in Holland Santa Claus has a helper named Black Pete, a little black guy who kidnaps bad kids and leaves cookies for good kids (in the wooden shoes, of course!)

[Dr. Bork Bork]

otzi, tell me what's in the traditional pepernotje, and I will work on a recipe for you!

[otzi]

otzi, tell me what's in the traditional pepernotje, and I will work on a recipe for you!

Kruidnoten and pepernoten recipe

Hmmm, no wonder they were so good...good luck primalizing this! Funny, I don't remember them being super sweet, and I would have thought they had molasses in them. The notable flavor was a very strong ginger bite and they were kind of chewy, but not doughy. That would be cool if you could figure something out, though. Thanks Bork!

[Dr. Bork Bork]

Thanks, otzi. Expect recipe in next 30 days!
The pepernotens look just like ginger snaps. (ooh, pepernoten ice cream sandwich with pumpkin ice cream, mmm)