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    thought I was alone!

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    I farted.......I was not alone.

    Lady in my office left embarrassed and mad without saying a word.

    too much protein?

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    That's funny - but glad I didn't have to smell it

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    Yeah all my farts smell really heavily of bacon, even when all ive had is beef.

    On the plus side though, I am DEFINITELY farting LESS than I was before I went paleo. Right before the change, I was like a constant gas cloud. Obviously something wasnt happy down there.
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    I still get the raw broccolli farts sometimes but nothing as bad as when I was eating grains. I was like a methane factory.
    Integrity is what we do when nobody's watching.

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    I rarely fart unless I eat grains or beans.

    When I do, it rarely smells.

    So the overall impact of my farts is probably on average 1% of my pre-Primal fartilocity (yes, fartilocity. I just made up that word and I am keeping it).
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    I was on a very fast elevator when I worked in downtown Denver once... with several people... the elevator came to a screeching, stomach jumping halt between floors and the lights went out.

    Someone screamed and grabbed my arm and I farted very loud...

    That is my funniest fart story.

    I mos' debinatly fart way less eating primal. Much more feminine about my back passage ... grin.... as if THAT is what I worry about.

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