Did Grok clean his dishes? page 2

[Rivvin]

Hey guys I dropped my hotdog in a pile of homeless person poop while walking through the city today and instead of throwing the hotdog away I ate it because that's what Grok would have done.

Here is my question: The poop had a corn kernel in it and I ate it. Should I fast for 24 hours to purge?

[Rivvin]

So I was sitting in my backyard completely naked filling my penis with vitamin D, and a bird pooped on my chest. I thought... "hey, Grok would have used this as natural suntan lotion, so it only makes sense right?"

So I did what any other sane person would do, I bought 5 parrots, harvested their poop, and bottled it for future sunbathings.

My question to you is this: Will the BPA in the bottle that contains my SPF150 Parrot Poop Blend give me cancer?

[Rivvin]

I'm very concerned right now. I stopped taking showers in order to be more "Natural", but I've found I have a little bit of an issue. See, my 15 cats seems to find this attractrive and they just crowd around my testicles and lick them clean all day.

My question to you is this: I seem to have somehow acquired tons of peanut butter all around my scrotal area. Will I absorb the toxins from the legumes through my pores? Should I be concerned?

[bloodorchid]

rivvin, i'm a little concerned.......

.......bird poop has bacteria in it

[Knifegill]

Rivvin needs a nap.

[TigerLily]

Rivvin needs to post here more often.

[texas.grok]

Here is my question: The poop had a corn kernel in it and I ate it. Should I fast for 24 hours to purge?

Depends on if it was GMO corn or not. If it was GMO corn, just throw yourself off a high cliff now to save yourself all the suffering from a slow, GMO induced foods, death.