I feel your pain. This is perhaps why I've avoided (albeit, wrongly) weights all my life. I'm built like a brick shit house with a lot of fat over top. So even with losing the fat, I'm still going to look like a line backer.
Thanks to these German and Italian genetics!
I was just complaining about my massive calves in another thread. Seemingly, I'm doomed to live with them for the rest of my line backer life.