I apologize if this has been posted before.
6 Reasons Bacon is Better Than True Love - The Oatmeal
I was going through his website and remembered seeing this for sale as a poster.
Granted, he draws the bacon lover as a bit of a slob, but I forgive him since he makes me laugh.
Also, I'm doing everything I can to procrastinate cleaning my apartment for my quickly approaching in-law visits.
kiss = keep it simple, sister!