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Thread: miracle noodle: a stupid ploy?

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    does anyone know anything about the "miracle noodle" i'm hearing about? how can anything be zero calories?

    here is a link:

    http://www.miraclenoodle.com/index-new.html

    i hate to even ask, but is it even close to primal, or even natural?

    i'll give anyone who can tell me about this thing one dollar.

    go!


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    primal/natural? no way.


    like... from the miracle noodle vine? haha.

    Eating lots but still hungry? Eat more fat. Mid-day sluggishness? Eat more fat. Feeling depressed or irritable? Eat more fat. People think you've developed an eating disorder? Eat more fat... in front of them.

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    Whatever it is, it still tastes like nothing, so why bother.

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    mmm spaghetti squash.

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    "Miracle" anything is a scam, whether emotional, dietary, or financial.


    One great way to determine if a food is primal is to gauge how much advertising is invested into it.


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    One great way to determine if a food is primal is to gauge how much advertising is invested into it.

    Never really thought about that...but it&#39;s incredibly true!


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    <shudder>


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    Mark had a poll about this a while ago... http://www.marksdailyapple.com/dear-readers-3/


    I think it&#39;s a sensible vice but not primal... I ordered a 20 pack and tried it... not overly impressed with the taste or texture... but it wasn&#39;t bad. Neither my wife and I gained any weight or felt bloating like other typical noodles. This product supposedly has no carbs or calories?... go figure... I have never reordered after my first order as I didn&#39;t think it was all that, but it is a decent substitute for noodles once in a while if you must have it.


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    oh geez, really? How many of you know what it even is? Someone just marketed something that is very common in Asia. I&#39;ve tried them once, and they&#39;re not very appetizing. They&#39;re basically all fiber that&#39;s why they say "no calorie and all that jazz". Just funny how everyone jumps on the negative side of things when they hear a marketing name. I am not for or against them, but it&#39;s far from a "ploy", they just added a fancy name to a food that is eaten regularly.


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    Kaizen, just because it&#39;s eaten regularly doesn&#39;t mean that it&#39;s primal/natural or good. I agree with you that it&#39;s a "food", not a "ploy," but I think it&#39;s a food in the same way that cheesy puffs are food... highly processed and unnatural.

    Eating lots but still hungry? Eat more fat. Mid-day sluggishness? Eat more fat. Feeling depressed or irritable? Eat more fat. People think you've developed an eating disorder? Eat more fat... in front of them.

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