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    If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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    Oh hell, JYACM, I totally lawled.

    And the ice cream cone zombie teases are awesome.

    I slept from 9 last night to about 2pm today... WTH.
    And feel all kicked and beat. And my neck stretches hurt. But I did them.
    Do you do lots of stretching for your back after you work it Bloodorchid?
    I've had neck surgery twice and it doesn't matter what I do or don't do... those traps and sub orbital muscles are just PISSED sometimes. I have to physical therapy stretching to keep any semblance of calm in them.
    Plus I'm going to start seeing a massage therapist about once a week to see if that helps.
    Those pissy sub orbitals are causing serious headache problems that my doc is threatening to give me block injections for if I can't calm them down.
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
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    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    Plus I'm going to start seeing a massage therapist about once a week to see if that helps.
    John Redfoot helped Dale's wife out a lot on King of the Hill.
    If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
    John Redfoot helped Dale's wife out a lot on King of the Hill.
    I think if I was married to Dale I might need to visit John Redcorn too.

    However... I just need my neck to get loose so the doctors don't stick big old needles in there.
    Booo doctors and their mean threats!
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
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    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    Crap, Redcorn. I knew Redfoot didn't sound right. I've often wondered if I've ever been so completely oblivious to something...
    If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    Do you do lots of stretching for your back after you work it Bloodorchid?
    I've had neck surgery twice and it doesn't matter what I do or don't do... those traps and sub orbital muscles are just PISSED sometimes. I have to physical therapy stretching to keep any semblance of calm in them.
    it doesn't really help anymore, and working the muscles only causes more pain now. when i'm out fussing with plants or running the vacuum it keeps my back loose enough, but it's basically been zero to 60 downhill trip the last few years

    PT gave me exercises & a tens unit. after that didn't heal meh magically, doc ordered an mri & found a compression fracture & freaked, said GO SEE THESE PEOPLE NOW AND FIX IT!

    but the injury was too old to fix, so on my more positive days i putter and fuss around. on my more negative days i eat a pill or 2, lay my body before the pain gods & imagine myself becoming old and increasingly crippled

    as you can maybe see, this is a negative few days
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    but tell me how you REALLY feel, pandapandapanda. pandapanda.
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    I think that just about says it all. What a f*ckingb*tchy*sshole of an injury.

    * naughty words made more obscure by asterisks for all the children who read The Purple Prose of Petunia Pettigrew

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