the purple prose of petunia pettigrew page 99

[justyouraveragecavemen]

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Disregard the signature, I really did laugh out loud, profusely.

[cori93437]

Oh hell, JYACM, I totally lawled.

And the ice cream cone zombie teases are awesome.

I slept from 9 last night to about 2pm today... WTH.
And feel all kicked and beat. And my neck stretches hurt. But I did them.
Do you do lots of stretching for your back after you work it Bloodorchid?
I've had neck surgery twice and it doesn't matter what I do or don't do... those traps and sub orbital muscles are just PISSED sometimes. I have to physical therapy stretching to keep any semblance of calm in them.
Plus I'm going to start seeing a massage therapist about once a week to see if that helps.
Those pissy sub orbitals are causing serious headache problems that my doc is threatening to give me block injections for if I can't calm them down.

[justyouraveragecavemen]

Plus I'm going to start seeing a massage therapist about once a week to see if that helps.

John Redfoot helped Dale's wife out a lot on King of the Hill.

[Saoirse]

lolz.

[cori93437]

John Redfoot helped Dale's wife out a lot on King of the Hill.

I think if I was married to Dale I might need to visit John Redcorn too.

However... I just need my neck to get loose so the doctors don't stick big old needles in there.
Booo doctors and their mean threats!

[justyouraveragecavemen]

Crap, Redcorn. I knew Redfoot didn't sound right. I've often wondered if I've ever been so completely oblivious to something...

[bloodorchid]

Do you do lots of stretching for your back after you work it Bloodorchid?
I've had neck surgery twice and it doesn't matter what I do or don't do... those traps and sub orbital muscles are just PISSED sometimes. I have to physical therapy stretching to keep any semblance of calm in them.

it doesn't really help anymore, and working the muscles only causes more pain now. when i'm out fussing with plants or running the vacuum it keeps my back loose enough, but it's basically been zero to 60 downhill trip the last few years

PT gave me exercises & a tens unit. after that didn't heal meh magically, doc ordered an mri & found a compression fracture & freaked, said GO SEE THESE PEOPLE NOW AND FIX IT!

but the injury was too old to fix, so on my more positive days i putter and fuss around. on my more negative days i eat a pill or 2, lay my body before the pain gods & imagine myself becoming old and increasingly crippled

as you can maybe see, this is a negative few days

[Gay Panda]

[bloodorchid]

but tell me how you REALLY feel, pandapandapanda. pandapanda.

[Gay Panda]

I think that just about says it all. What a f*ckingb*tchy*sshole of an injury.

* naughty words made more obscure by asterisks for all the children who read The Purple Prose of Petunia Pettigrew