the purple prose of petunia pettigrew page 93

[bloodorchid]

lawllllllllllll

[bloodorchid]

dickbot

[canio6]

So it is funny that the dude's crazy, moody, old lady smelling gf punked him out of facebook?

seems like he is coming out ahead.

Oh...he was just saying that to get play. silly bill

[cori93437]

I'm sorry about your cousin, bloodorchid. I bet he loved your sense of humor, more than us, even! Lots of love to you and the family

Punches teh dickbot in the throat... And then kicks him twice in the groin while he is down.
Darn bots need to learn not to mess round with mah girl.

So it is funny that the dude's crazy, moody, old lady smelling gf punked him out of facebook?

seems like he is coming out ahead.

Oh...he was just saying that to get play. silly bill

HAH!!
I think everyone came out of that little situation ahead.

[canio6]

I think everyone came out of that little situation ahead.

well, one can hope. Far be it from me to find joy in the failed love of others on facebook. Yeah, I almost typed that with a straight face.

[cori93437]

well, one can hope. Far be it from me to find joy in the failed love of others on facebook. Yeah, I almost typed that with a straight face.

So chuckling...
I actually have a guy from HS in my friends list on FB only because once a year or so I get to watch a complete FAIL play out.
Hell, he asks for comments on his situations and I even participate...
Yes. It amuses me.

I mean, it's be great if he could find a relationship that didn't get all sideways publicly like that... but that's his angle. He represents himself as a "man" the same, and picks the same type girl every time.
He is in the FB public death throws of a thing now as a matter of fact... Or was last week.
To give you an idea, on of my comments was "Ohh, passive aggression FTW!" I was referring to something HE did, and he "liked" it. Either he's too stupid to know what I meant, or he completely understands that I'm enjoying the drama of his crash and burn.

[canio6]

Oh, I am sure he totally understands and liked your comment out of a sense of irony. Yeah, because that is what people who put their train wreck relationships on FB have, a well defined sense of irony.

It's probably good I don't have FB. I might lose the few friends I have

[bloodorchid]

So it is funny that the dude's crazy, moody, old lady smelling gf punked him out of facebook?

'ohhhhh billy, you're so hot let's do it *sexyface* .... I WILL KILL YOU! I WILL KILL YOU! I WILL FKING KILL YOU!'

Punches teh dickbot in the throat... And then kicks him twice in the groin while he is down.
Darn bots need to learn not to mess round with mah girl

then we kill him til he's dead? *hopeful face*

[DarthFriendly]

Here's a song to cheer you up b.o.

Warren Zevon Lawyers, Guns and Money - YouTube

[cori93437]

Oh, I am sure he totally understands and liked your comment out of a sense of irony. Yeah, because that is what people who put their train wreck relationships on FB have, a well defined sense of irony.

It's probably good I don't have FB. I might lose the few friends I have

Let's say that I started out with a LOT, and now I have way less.
Mostly because I delete them. Because I can't stand their idiocy, and it's just not interesting enough...

Although... ONE person has deleted me... for this:


Evidently some christians have NO sense of humor.
She made a comment before she deleted though... "You really HATE Jesus don't you. That's OK, we love you and want what's best for you anyway."
HA!

Strange... I have other christian friends who thought it was funny and even borrowed the pic.