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    a lavender seed sprouted! wheeeeee!

    the day after i bought 2 lavender plants

    the baby fingers were indeed alive, as they've sent a tentacle out to recon the area

    and the new roses smell so pretty. SO. PREH. TEE.



    also, my sugar levels plummeted and i had to cram 2 apples in my face. it happens so rarely that it takes a while to figure out why i suddenly feel like shakey shitballs
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    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    admin looked at my profile... did i get in trouble? o.o

    did i say too many bad words?

    were all my posts about buttsex offensive?

    i dunno. but i'm about to shave the dogs, i'm tired of prying little fuzzy doggy hairs out of my face. JUST BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE POMERANIANS DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO CONFORM TO THE POM IDEAL

    JEEZ

    i want lemon curd and i want to read in bed and i want someone to do my nails all at the same time. i was kind of depressed today. i'm upgraded to 'okay i guess' now. soon i'll be 'drooling on the pillow'
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    huh. BUTTSEX!! no admins visited my profile.

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    once i saw mark the man himself had and i was all 'so cooooool! ....have i been saying too many bad words?'
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Ohhh... you gonna do THIS!


    I think I'm going to take a magic tylenol and join you in "drooling on the pillow".

    Obligatory BUTTSEXXX!!!
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    awww...that's so cute!!

    BUTTSEX!

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    You do realize that if you shave the poms you will have nothing but big eyes and disembodied tongues, right? There isn't actually anything under the fluff . . .

    Every time I hear buttsex the first thing that pops into my head is two naked butts rubbing against each other. Then I mentally realign the bodies.

    So, uh, yeah, buttsex!
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    I refuse to participate in a conversation with this subtext.
    If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
    I refuse to participate in a conversation with this subtext.
    hehehe

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    awwwBUTTSEX

    cute puppy *fuzzes its face* my guys are too big for that now, they'd look like weird disembodied tonguemouths with big kid bodies

    for real tho, they're men now they're the larger breed poms (maybe pom mixes)

    i tested my luck last night and took a melatonin pill, stayed up for a reasonable amount of time to be sure my throat wouldn't swell up and spent that time wondering if strangling would wake me up, and if i could get to the phone, and if a tampon applicator would be a good tube to hold my throat open, and then i went to sleep and had 'I HATE MEN!!' dreams, then woke up 'laying crossways over the bed staring at the wall' depressed

    (that was not related to the dream)

    so i moped around a bit then went to get dog food and bird seed. i probably have that sweaty head smell from messing with plants earlier so of course i'd see people i knew and spent time socialising and be paranoid the whole time that i stank

    then i got some little things and cucumbers and shrimp and wound up forgetting those foods at the store. and i don't care. i also spent some time remembering how i could get a week's worth of food for 20 bucks when i ate ramen and vegetables

    and then i got chinese, but it just made my stomach hurt

    so here i am
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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