the purple prose of petunia pettigrew page 77

[bloodorchid]

this is so weird that i enjoy it immensely

[bloodorchid]

i have to add these

this is the definition of 'trying too hard'


and this is just hot


this makes me want to shoot myself in the face


and this little girl is a BEAST. git it, girl! woooooo!
This 10-Year-Old Girl Can Squat Lift 215 Pounds

[Gay Panda]

MY EYES! MY EYES!!!

Are those supposed to be . . . buttocks?! They're like giant potatoes.

[Saoirse]

and this little girl is a BEAST. git it, girl! woooooo!
This 10-Year-Old Girl Can Squat Lift 215 Pounds

awww...i cried.

[bloodorchid]

MY EYES! MY EYES!!!

Are those supposed to be . . . buttocks?! They're like giant potatoes.

ha! made you look
...by posting it publicly

awww...i cried.

i was a little worried her eyes would pop out of her face o.o

[Gay Panda]

Seriously, Spammer? Of all the things to spam from in this journal, the finest selection of posts about:

1. Boobs.
2. The Quest For Ass.
3. Lady Troubles.
4. Oniony First Kisses.
5. Group Naps.

You pick Hang in There?! Come on! That's like stumbling over a treasure chest of jewels and gold coins and helping yourself to a wheat penny.

[bloodorchid]

boobs!

[cori93437]

Seriously, Spammer? Of all the things to spam from in this journal, the finest selection of posts about:

1. Boobs.
2. The Quest For Ass.
3. Lady Troubles.
4. Oniony First Kisses.
5. Group Naps.

You pick Hang in There?! Come on! That's like stumbling over a treasure chest of jewels and gold coins and helping yourself to a wheat penny.

So true... the spambots need to up their game! F'rserious.

Zeus--- reminds me of Alex Good. Hehehehehhehe.

That is the most hideous ass I've ever seen... and I've seen some really hideous asses. I had truly rather see fat than that weird ropy muscle things... I hope that is massively photo shopped.
*cue "Puked in my Mouth video*

Y you no like rainbow glitter fro-wigs?
Admittedly things went badly after the rainbow glitter fro-wig dancers left the stage...

[MightyMouse]

I dunno...its a pretty nicely toned ass... Ha no, but it does look like an aliens face or something.

[bloodorchid]

that's a great butt, you just jeluss

i dribbled honey mustard on my shirt >.>



i saw this and thought 'how perfect!'

still going strong on the vitamins, so pats on my back. breakfast took over an hour to cook. freakin potatoes and a pork steak, come on!

some dog decided peeing on the corner of my chair was a cool fun thing to do. :|

>:C noooooo!

i need to get out a diggy tool and make a rose bush hole but back says 'naaaaaaaaaah maybe later'. it's a 'slow bloomer', apparently buds bloom over like 10 days. and i like that. GIVE ME ALL THE PRETTY SMELLS, PRETTY FLOWER.

so i guess since i'm crippled, crazy AND i have no life, gardening for pleasure it is

and reading

a big book order came in

awwww yeah, giggity. BOOKWORM MODE: ACTIVATED