the purple prose of petunia pettigrew page 75

[Saoirse]

awwww!! so cute! and i love flowers.

[bloodorchid]

i'm ready for ALL THE FLOWERS <3

and

CulturePulp.: At last, he is unleashed

GROBBLE GROBBLE GROBBLE

[Saoirse]

*giggle*

poor little vamp isn't getting any.

[bloodorchid]

i love that cute little dink

[bloodorchid]

i have hit the jackpot







I DIED


annnnnd

[Saoirse]

i just watched that episode of mad men a few days ago. hubby and i are going to see avengers soon, i wonder if johannson will be annoying to me.

[bloodorchid]

thor and tony stark will be there to distract you if she is *nodnod*

[Saoirse]

[cori93437]

A... I'd totally follow that girl.

B... I thought that Scarlett Johansson was the ONLY reason to see the Avengers.

C... that last panel is an example of the BEST logic ever!

[cori93437]

I'm going to "GOTD" on your page...
So, GOTD: The forum is empty on this beautiful Saturday, May afternoon. Sure it makes sense... people are out having fun n' shit. But I'm home sick because I ate like 4 fucking olives (salt), you know the little wrinkly black ones, with my dinner last night, and then I didn't eat food with my meds this morning like it says to on the label (cause I was already feeling sick) and made myself even sicker... like that "chestburster" from aliens was trying to claw out of it...
So... I'm going to bed with a book, and trying not to vomit.

And I can't go out on the beautiful sunny day anyway because on top of being very fair skinned and prone to burning, I'm on TWO prescriptions that cause increased sun sensitivity... so FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I hope you're strawberries are fairing better... I was supposed to go pick blackberries today, maybe next week.
I keep imaging a fluffy white chicken in your flower garden.