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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    are you guys about to have sex in my journal?

    just.. not in my bed, okay? boundaries
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    it's not fur i'm worried about!
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    it's not fur i'm worried about!
    Well, if anything is left behind, I will take you to Wrath of the Tit: The Sequel: Attack of the Jiggles as an apology.

    (The nipples shoot lasers!)


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    i cracked up

    'why no we're not adults of 30+ years, we're essentially a group of teenage boys'
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    are you guys about to have sex in my journal?

    just.. not in my bed, okay? boundaries
    Never without you darlin... we were just warmin up!

    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    Stay out of my mind!

    Seriously, I think you would be fun as hell to hang out with. We practically share a brain...well, when it comes to ass anyway.
    I'm one of those girls who either got too much testosterone in utero, or has just made too much on my own my whole entire life, or BOTH! Inside my head I'm pretty much a guy... I just happen to really like lip gloss! And have cool toys like boobs attached to me!

    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    i cracked up

    'why no we're not adults of 30+ years, we're essentially a group of teenage boys'
    Always... <3
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    double high fives for you, lady
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    And have cool toys like boobs attached to me!
    But do they shoot lasers? Because THAT would be REALLY cool!

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    she is the inspiration for Attack of the Jiggle

    pew pew pew!
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    I guess the ultimate warrior in this movie would be the person with the superfluous nipple.

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    those words always bring horrific mental images
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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