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    i found a knock off brazilian butt lift vid for anyone who's into free butts



    the dude says BUTT in a very... forceful and clipped manner. squeeze that BUTT. work that BUTT. burn out those BUTT muscles.

    it weirds me out

    i've been awake since last night and right now i feel a little.. manic? kind of? I WANT TO TALK TO PEOPLE IN A RAPID FIRE MANNER IN ORDER TO BURN THIS STRANGE ENERGY OFF

    i also want a nap

    i also want to make out with my bay
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Over the next 90 minutes, I want to show you that all of your problems can be solved with my penis.

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    Hmm... I want to do the VIDEO!
    No way in hell can I do 3 sets of 16... but whatever... I'd be happy to do one set!
    Because it's all about the BUTT>


    After my doc cuts this stupid toenail off anyway. FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

    I swear... Ima find me a podiatrist and get these things permanently lazered off... or acid burned... or whatever. Then I'll be the freak with no toenails... the HAPPY freak.
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    I can't help but think when I see that picture- FFS people- put her in underwear that fits! When I see a panty line that cuts in like that, it makes me think fat, not muscle- which is, like, so not what she has going on there. But that would involve cutting underwear for women with asses. Nice ones that is
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    Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

    And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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    Quote Originally Posted by drssgchic View Post
    I can't help but think when I see that picture- FFS people- put her in underwear that fits! When I see a panty line that cuts in like that, it makes me think fat, not muscle- which is, like, so not what she has going on there. But that would involve cutting underwear for women with asses. Nice ones that is
    Fsssssss... she has the most beautiful ass I've ever seeeeen!
    I like the soft... I like the round... I'd motorboat that puppy!

    I'm not a fan of ultra-low body fat and rock hard... nope. NOT my thing.
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
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    I know she has a great ass! What I'm saying is that ill-fitting clothing can make even perfection look less than it could. What she really needs is a thong to just highlight it- but that might not come off as sufficiently sporty for the ad
    http://cattaillady.com/ My blog exploring the beginning stages of learning how to homestead. With the occasional rant.

    Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

    And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    I'm not a fan of ultra-low body fat and rock hard... nope. NOT my thing.
    WELL, OKAY THEN!!!

    * removes rock hard panda self from journal *

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    WELL, OKAY THEN!!!

    * removes rock hard panda self from journal *
    It's OK you you are rock hard Panda... I'll just drool less.
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
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    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    * returns to flex *

    Oh yeah. Sick and sexyfied.

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    are you guys about to have sex in my journal?

    just.. not in my bed, okay? boundaries
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Over the next 90 minutes, I want to show you that all of your problems can be solved with my penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    Fsssssss... she has the most beautiful ass I've ever seeeeen!
    I like the soft... I like the round... I'd motorboat that puppy!
    Stay out of my mind!

    Seriously, I think you would be fun as hell to hang out with. We practically share a brain...well, when it comes to ass anyway.

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