the purple prose of petunia pettigrew page 66

[drssgchic]

That stuff is awesome! I am so hanging on to the rain gutter idea- I just have to figure out how to make it ok with high winds . . .

Sorry you're not sleeping again I hate it when that happens. Have you tried "I will lay in bed quietly with my eyes closed no matter what?" Mom used it on us all the time as kids, and I find it still works occasionally. I don't have to sleep, that's ok, but I have to be in bed and quiet.

[bloodorchid]

yeah, my brain is too crafty to fall for it. my brain's been a dick since i was a kid

thawed 4 chicken legs, gave the dogs 3 and watched as they turned into blood mongeringl ittle beasts. was amusing. bear is cujo, cookie is pirhana and sweet waka.. well.. it took him a bit of experimentation tofigure it out, as usual

after that, i gave them some hog jowl so they better leave me alone a while, my head hurts

[DarthFriendly]

yeah, my brain is too crafty to fall for it. my brain's been a dick since i was a kid

after that, i gave them some hog jowl so they better leave me alone a while, my head hurts

The Ren And Stimpy A Yard Too Far - YouTube

[bloodorchid]

ren and stimpy, be still my shriveled little heart

yes i will watch that now

i think we should be bestest friends

[bloodorchid]

my great aunt makes wine out of fruit punch kool aid, i find myself craving it. and a little craving for being drunk, the initial feeling before stupor sets in. warm and loose all over as the cheerful BS begins

food was a chicken leg that i ate while 4 squash, 2 green 2 yellow, and 1 slim carrot cooked in a ton of pig face grease. then some chicken thigh strips in bbq sauce to cover the ew taste

eating honey and yogurt while watching a gory movie was kind of nauseating

my sinus headache from yesterday has centralized above and behind my left eye. t'is not enjoyable. but vanilla lip gloss is. and making out while tasting vanilla and honey would be most enjoyable of all

[bloodorchid]

ahh..

Insanity puppy - previous owner hit me with a newspaper once once

Fascinated Frog - so first you jump over me then i jump over you intriguing

Insanity Wolf - girlfriend is reconnecting with ex fuck him first estab

Lawyer Dog - i started my practice in 2010 thats right 14 years of e

when is bedtime again?

[cori93437]

Oh hai.
I'm back... I think.
I crawled in a hole... wherein I ate a mass quantity of Cuban pork, yellow rice & black beans, with fried plantains, and about half a big can of aerosol whip-its upended directly into my mouth. (You know, whipped cream... I don't huff it I have real drugs if I wanna get high... legal ones like you! Magic tylenol and all that.)
Not too bad for flagrant just f*kn feed me attitudes.

I read your entire journal.
The stalking certification has now been notarized... it should arrive by registered mail any day now.
We have a staggering amount of stuff in common... 'cept I have a big ol' azz.
I'm in love with this... http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...6289143&page=1
I simultaneously want to devour her and BE her... hey, you are what you eat, right?
Yes, I want to lose weight and yet keep an enormous bum. And those thighs too... GOD those thighs.
Ok, I'll stop being a perv in your journal. I should probably start my own.
VIOLENT FEMMES-Blister in the Sun - YouTube

I have a giant new compost tumbler thing I need to pot together today... we shall see!
/waves bai

Oh yeah, and this... you need THIS.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ba1...eatured_videos

[bloodorchid]

welcome back, ms cori. i myself am doing some food bandaging with chinese and grape crush. it's disgusting, but there was sushi also, which is primal approved

and please do stalk me any time also, if you wouldn't mind, yell out "get off your butt and do butt bible, lazy!"

because i want a butt that is big and round like the letter C

i want a compost tumbler, but the stupid things are over 100$ here so i'll have to have compost the hard way with fencing and shovel mixing and a fake grimace on my face, because i really do like playing in dirt

white man's dick was amazing hahaha

[bloodorchid]

i am so god effing bored. imean, i GUESS i could clean something or wash clothes or toss the dogs in the tub.

what i want to do is drink and have someone drink with me

but i guess i'll go work out

[bloodorchid]

okay fine, i did the first third of the butt routine. my buns burn so it's good enough right now

i vac'd the floor, now i'm cooking steak

my happy is gone so i guess i'll just be quiet or a dick for a while