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    you remind me of an oreo, of course i can't turn away
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    People often compliment me on my creamy center.

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    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Over the next 90 minutes, I want to show you that all of your problems can be solved with my penis.

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    cooked apples.. weren't that good. i guess i was supposed to dump a bag of sugar on it or something.

    i am more than ready to get the dogs shaved. they've all grown up into men. men who shed like crazy all over the floor, my clothes, me and the world.

    bbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy wake up now

    i wanna talk to youuuuuuuuu
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    i did (minimal) googling on my permabroken back. it's mildly depressing. since the specialist said surgery was out, i get to discount all the 'talk to your dr about this cement goo', which leaves me with.. pilates, tai chi and copious amounts of pills

    but only for a month or two, then talk to your dr about surgical options

    whoops, my expiration date on that is gone

    yeah i'm a sad kid right now. a new muscle below my shoulder was screeching and yanking earlier. but my one saving grace is that i think my rod is over the compression so i won't gradually slump over

    yes this is more tmi for the internets. i mean, really, who the fuck cares. my grandkids might come up to me one day and say 'wow gramma you really said lol? how cute' before zooming off on their hover boards with jaws part 38 in 4-d downloading into their brains

    i would have tried to get them to watch something more 'educational', but kids these days just want to rot their brains with blood and gore and can you help me in my hoverround, i'm playing bingo with dottie today

    i mean seriously, 2 weeks ago i did bent over rows with 15 effing lb effing dumbbells. FIFTEEN. and. it. kilt. my. broke. parts.

    am i being lazy when i just wander around or am i being self preservative? cause i don't effing know! do you know? cause i don't know!

    i don't have the patience for pilates and tai chi, i've tried. and yoga makes me cry. don't ask. and i've got apile of pictures beside me from various family functions and i feel like i should get a black sharpie and cross out the dead faces

    maybe i should start sacrificing to the dark lords to bring them back and keep others from dying. if i actually thought that would work i'd seriously consider and study it.

    no of course i don't care for the natural order of things, why do you ask

    anyways. soul rending pilates before sleep or sudoku before sleep.. hm..
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    i did some full body stretching and then sudoku before sleep. good enough. a muscle relaxer before sleep and a pain pill after sleep and i'm still stiff and achey. i ate mom's spaghetti. i bought some herbs and flowers today. i still haven't started my seeds. sometime between last night and today cookie's entire neck scruff became one big tangle and he shed a buttload of hair literally all over the floor, so more brushing and knot trimming and doggy french kiss avoiding

    he looks pitiful, his entire coat is uneven

    someone uploaded their copy of the butt bible onto youtube so i'm looking at it

    lower level's 1-3
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    The Butt Bible Lower Level 2 (full video) - YouTube

    The Butt Bible Lower Level 3 - YouTube

    there is a surprising amount of content on those vids, i am well pleased and as such will not mind spending 18$
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    shortly after writing that i thought to myself 'what the hell am i thinking' and just wrote the routines down. pauline nordin cracks me up tho 'this is how we make love to the butt'

    stretch routine before bed again, still stiff and achey with pain pills. i had a nightmare where i was standing at one end of a dark hall and toddler me was standing at the other. for some reason it was terrifying.
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Over the next 90 minutes, I want to show you that all of your problems can be solved with my penis.

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    That's because toddlers are terrifying.

    I'm sorry you're in pain Would a back-cracking bear-hug be of any help?
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    if you could put your knee in my upper back and pull my shoulders that would be awesome
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    yeah you are

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    stretch routine before bed again, still stiff and achey with pain pills. i had a nightmare where i was standing at one end of a dark hall and toddler me was standing at the other. for some reason it was terrifying.
    Oh, that was me.

    No need to be alarmed, I'm just wandering around in your sleeping head for... no real reason that you need concern yourself with.

    Nothing.

    Nevermind.

    I never wrote any of this.

    Or hit "post quick reply".

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