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    oh yeah, they're small and tight!

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    Quote Originally Posted by saoirse View Post
    oh yeah, they're small and tight!
    no.
    no.
    no.

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    oh god

    lol *retch*
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Mmm you know you want my sexy nostrils. now FINISH ALREADY so i can BREATHE!!

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    For two parts laughter, one part trauma, visit the purple prose of petunia pettigrew!

    Now with ghostly nostril sex.

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    you look entirely too sweet and innocent, you pervert lol
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    For two parts laughter, one part trauma, visit the purple prose of petunia pettigrew!

    Now with ghostly nostril sex.
    i know that's the only reason i show up here
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    this is nothing, guys you totally missed the dancing dildos in my journal!

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    I guess if one has a sneezing fetish, the next logical activity would be to . . .

    I can't. I just can't. Damn you, bloodorchid. Damn you in the nostrils.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saoirse View Post
    this is nothing, guys you totally missed the dancing dildos in my journal!
    that's scary

    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    I guess if one has a sneezing fetish, the next logical activity would be to . . .

    I can't. I just can't. Damn you, bloodorchid. Damn you in the nostrils.
    sorry, my nose is otherwise occupied *eyebrow waggle*
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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