Limited Time: Grab your FREE Box of Dark Chocolate Almond Bars Get Yours>>Close
Open
Page 53 of 426 FirstFirst ... 343515253545563103153 ... LastLast
Results 521 to 530 of 4260

Thread: the purple prose of petunia pettigrew

  1. #521
    Shop Now
    oh yeah, they're small and tight!

  2. #522
    Join Date
    Aug 2011
    Location
    Magical Bamboo Forest
    Posts
    3,443
    Quote Originally Posted by saoirse View Post
    oh yeah, they're small and tight!
    no.
    no.
    no.

  3. #523
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    tn
    Posts
    9,587
    oh god

    lol *retch*
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

  4. #524
    Mmm you know you want my sexy nostrils. now FINISH ALREADY so i can BREATHE!!

  5. #525
    Join Date
    Aug 2011
    Location
    Magical Bamboo Forest
    Posts
    3,443
    For two parts laughter, one part trauma, visit the purple prose of petunia pettigrew!

    Now with ghostly nostril sex.

  6. #526
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    tn
    Posts
    9,587
    you look entirely too sweet and innocent, you pervert lol
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

  7. #527
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    tn
    Posts
    9,587
    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    For two parts laughter, one part trauma, visit the purple prose of petunia pettigrew!

    Now with ghostly nostril sex.
    i know that's the only reason i show up here
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

  8. #528
    this is nothing, guys you totally missed the dancing dildos in my journal!

  9. #529
    Join Date
    Aug 2011
    Location
    Magical Bamboo Forest
    Posts
    3,443
    I guess if one has a sneezing fetish, the next logical activity would be to . . .

    I can't. I just can't. Damn you, bloodorchid. Damn you in the nostrils.

  10. #530
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    tn
    Posts
    9,587
    Shop Now
    Quote Originally Posted by Saoirse View Post
    this is nothing, guys you totally missed the dancing dildos in my journal!
    that's scary

    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    I guess if one has a sneezing fetish, the next logical activity would be to . . .

    I can't. I just can't. Damn you, bloodorchid. Damn you in the nostrils.
    sorry, my nose is otherwise occupied *eyebrow waggle*
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •