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  1. #511
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    that's so obnoxious. i'll put my guys' mess into a box to add to the christmas pile
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    And we can go caroling on her porch with these little numbers:

    1. Have Yourself a Sh*tty Little Christmas
    2. Jingle Plop Rock
    3. Twelve Days of Christmas (Five Turd Frisbees!)

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    pffft hahaha gross

    write the lyrics, author person. i'll work on my tune carrying
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    the eff..

    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    Ummmmm......... I have no words. No words at all. I have only an acronym. WTF?!?!?!?!?

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    So when my nose is running, is that because it's this ghost's . . . oh, never mind. I can't even finish the question.

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    lol, oh dear. i've had weeks of alternating runny and stuffy nose.

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    having a sniffly nose right now, i'm trying real hard not to imagine it being anything other than what's supposed to be there
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    You must have very sexy nostrils.

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    And from now on, I am going to wear a clothespin on my nose.

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