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    that's so obnoxious. i'll put my guys' mess into a box to add to the christmas pile
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    And we can go caroling on her porch with these little numbers:

    1. Have Yourself a Sh*tty Little Christmas
    2. Jingle Plop Rock
    3. Twelve Days of Christmas (Five Turd Frisbees!)

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    pffft hahaha gross

    write the lyrics, author person. i'll work on my tune carrying
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    the eff..

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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Ummmmm......... I have no words. No words at all. I have only an acronym. WTF?!?!?!?!?

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    So when my nose is running, is that because it's this ghost's . . . oh, never mind. I can't even finish the question.

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    lol, oh dear. i've had weeks of alternating runny and stuffy nose.

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    having a sniffly nose right now, i'm trying real hard not to imagine it being anything other than what's supposed to be there
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    You must have very sexy nostrils.

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    And from now on, I am going to wear a clothespin on my nose.

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