the purple prose of petunia pettigrew page 52

[bloodorchid]

that's so obnoxious. i'll put my guys' mess into a box to add to the christmas pile

[Gay Panda]

And we can go caroling on her porch with these little numbers:

1. Have Yourself a Sh*tty Little Christmas
2. Jingle Plop Rock
3. Twelve Days of Christmas (Five Turd Frisbees!)

[bloodorchid]

pffft hahaha gross

write the lyrics, author person. i'll work on my tune carrying

[bloodorchid]

the eff..

[Gay Panda]

Ummmmm......... I have no words. No words at all. I have only an acronym. WTF?!?!?!?!?

[Gay Panda]

So when my nose is running, is that because it's this ghost's . . . oh, never mind. I can't even finish the question.

[Saoirse]

lol, oh dear. i've had weeks of alternating runny and stuffy nose.

[bloodorchid]

having a sniffly nose right now, i'm trying real hard not to imagine it being anything other than what's supposed to be there

[Gay Panda]

You must have very sexy nostrils.

[Gay Panda]

And from now on, I am going to wear a clothespin on my nose.