the purple prose of petunia pettigrew page 46

[bloodorchid]

owwwwwwwwww. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. dammit where can i get some morphine.

[Saoirse]

lol.

why are you in pain?

[bloodorchid]

i have permanently broken bones and they're being extra bastardly

also, note to self, yes, working out no longer helps

[Saoirse]

I sawwy. do you mind if i ask which bones and how?

[bloodorchid]

2 in my spine went all compound fracture around the area i originally broke in a car wreck when i was younger

[Saoirse]

wow, that sucks.

[bloodorchid]

yeah a little bit

[bloodorchid]

wooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo

[zoebird]

Man, I love that scott pilgrim.

[bloodorchid]

i haven't seen it yet, but i can feel in my bones the disappointment ill have when that song isn't on it