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    it seems as tho my brief back hiatus of just soreness is over and we're back to 'dammit, ow' territoreh. it also seems as tho walking all over makes me not sleepy when i should be sleepy, so hi other side of the world! howzit hangin?!

    i must be an AI and walking is my version of plugging in and powering up. last time i got all regularly walked 4 hours of sleep a night was too much sleep :P i imagine sometime around 5 am my battery will finally die and i'll finally stop saying 'please blue fairy' and for god's sake sleep

    not that i'm not used to not sleeping for days at a time. but that doesn't mean i enjoy killing time for hours until i can kill time more enjoyably with my eyes closed

    there's a dirty joke hidden somewhere in there
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    no, no there isn't- since your eyes really shouldn't be closed . . . .
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    Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

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    says YOU mwahahahahaha
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    How many more days until you're magical, too?

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    i've been taking kelp capsules for a few weeks (been following the iodine thread a whiles now) but getting therapeutic doses would mean mouthfuls of caps SOOOoooooo tomorrow or the day after

    and THENNNNnnnnnnnnn

    i'll be soooooo cool

    i just hope they don't mark the price up to stupid levels or i'll be mad
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    i admit, i am deeply amused by this

    Third female lawmaker introduces bill to limit men

    but also so very pissed that all their heads are so deep inside their asses that THIS is what they fight to 'rectify'

    felt horrible today, run down and crap. didn't take my vitumins, but didn't go in search of wheaty foods. didn't do anything ifi could help it. sore back, tired body. my dogs keep licking the lotion off my legs and feet and i wonder to myself what is it that tastes so good about it

    and i adore little bears chubby fuzzy cheeks when he smiles

    my meal so far has been steak and refried black beans followed a few hours later by cooked apples with apple pie spice. that was kinda too sweet and gross

    cookie has figured out how to escape into the wilderness, to brave the elements in search of the elusive and highly coveted pile of cat poop. but he is considerate enough to hop back over the blockade when i call him. freakin dog. his dad was probably a jack rabbit
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    i have a confession to make, internets. for the last few weeks i've been more like 60/40 - 50/50. any day i can count as an official 80/20 (still can't fully shake that diet dr pepper thing) is a good day. i know the more of those i drink, the more i am hungry and the more 'healthy foods' won't cut it. stupid cycle of stupidity. but i am strong enough *eyeroll* to keep it to 1-2 a day

    10 lbs up, i don't know how much is water because i'm already down 2. it is so effing easy to gain fat. even tho i have fairly strong willpower in all aspects of life, the slip ups i make stick like gorilla glue. but. i know exactly what i'm doing and what the immediate effects will be when i eat a bowl of easy mac or peanut butter crunch

    sigh.. and now i want peanut butter crunch

    damn it all, paleo people! Y U NO MAKE PEANUT BUTTER CRUNCH I CAN EAT
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    so full of veggies. and the steak tasted sweet. which i did not enjoy.

    i am committed to going low carb. but not zero carb. if i have to eat a stick of butter a day.. welllllll that's just a sacrifice i'm willing to make

    and this. awesome.

    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    LOL thanks for posting that. When I saw it on the original site I (not quite literally) LMAO. Seeing it again, just as funny. That dog's expression kills me.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    i wrestled with my inner self about this one when i first saw it

    it's adorable!
    but offensive to fat ladies!

    well.. it's adorable! won

    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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