the purple prose of petunia pettigrew page 41

[canio6]

jenny won't be shot, she'll be left as zombie bait so the rest of the group can escape

the whole BC/abortion debacle going on is making me wave my feminist pitchfork around

It's all good. I just like to think that not all doctors are lying nut jobs. I really don't get the BC debate though. I mean, if you need it for medical reasons then it is medicine and should be covered. If you need it for sex, well, it seems to me if you said, "look dude, you ain't getting laid until you buy me some birth control" you would have more than you ever needed. What dude is going to say, "damn, getting a piece isn't worth $50"?

[DarthFriendly]

jenny won't be shot, she'll be left as zombie bait so the rest of the group can escape

the whole BC/abortion debacle going on is making me wave my feminist pitchfork around

Once upon a time I had this SOOPERFUKKENAWESOME (and I do mean really boss/cool) sig that read: Abortion, the right thing to do, and a tasty way to do it.

But some snitchy little toad whined to the Admin and it was nuked.

To hell with 'em!

The whole climate of this planet right now just makes me vex. It's driving me sane.

Which is why I'm determined to be all about the ALL SATANISM ALL THE TIME!!

Geez, if I hadn't found that tiki bar, and wasn't getting laid I'd be in really bad shape...

(no seriously the anti-abortion/political climate of just about everything is making me mildly annoyed.)

[bloodorchid]

they aren't. i've got a good doc. i'm just not so sure now that 1984 wasn't written by a time traveller, nawmean?

[canio6]

they aren't. i've got a good doc. i'm just not so sure now that 1984 wasn't written by a time traveller, nawmean?

True. It's why I walk around naked. If big brother is watching I want to make it worth his while.

[bloodorchid]

It's driving me sane.

oh GOD no!!1!

(no seriously the anti-abortion/political climate of just about everything is making me mildly annoyed.)

GET OUT OF MY VAGINA, CONGRESS

[DarthFriendly]

. What dude is going to say, "damn, getting a piece isn't worth $50"?

Depends on the piece, amirite?

...but no, seriously anything and everything we can do to encourage people to not procreate is a good idea.

And I do not understand the logic behind anti-abortion a-holes who want to limit other contraception options... Look jackofficer, if it doesn't become a zygote it can't get aborted!!

Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to make sure...

[bloodorchid]

look, if you use birth control you're a slut

which is why i don't use anything

[DarthFriendly]

GET OUT OF MY VAGINA, CONGRESS

Seriously can we just napalm all of Virginia? How much napalm would that take?

Scorched earth, and the rename it "Vagina".

[bloodorchid]

what's the recipe, dawn and lighter fluid? hell, get a few more people to pitch in and we got it

[DarthFriendly]

look, if you use birth control you're a slut

which is why i don't use anything

The really disturbing implication of that whole fracas was that somehow we should view sluts as less valuable than law students.

I've always appreciated sluts.