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    if only i could somehow turn reading old cookbooks into profit..

    the ad's great, she's so happy about her washer with the hidden wringer and pedal & you can even use the space age flat washer surface as another counter top! woo! exciting

    i tried taking some pics of short hair bear but he was too wiggly. but when i get more chicken jerky i'll have his undivided, baited breath attention. it'll be like taking a picture of a very unsettlingly focused statue that occasionally takes a few steps forward. and snort sneezes. until he loses his control and dances. that's usually a 5 second window of stillness, he has the soul of a morbidly obese child.

    the baby formula thread makes me a little nervous. i don't know if she's talking about actual rice milk or if there's a rice milk based formula.

    please don't feed the baby plain rice or coconut milk.

    i didn't sleep. i don't think i really wanted to even though i was tired. so i flipped through recipes from 1980. good morning world.
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    I have some catching up on sleep also. Up 'til the wee hours as they say.

    Sometimes I get a bit burned out on the questions. The second question I ever posted here was asking for recipes for oysters because I'd bought a container and they didn't look pretty enough to eat raw. I swear that at least half the answers were, "Eat them raw."

    Well golly gee, if I'd wanted to eat them raw, I doubt I'd need recipes ffs. LOL. But of course, I just posted a thank you for all the suggestions.

    I had two old wringer washers when I lived in WA state. They make good planters. Someone also gifted me a huge wood burning stove that was way more than I needed in my tiny abode up there, so I turned it into an entertainment center of sorts. TV on top. VCR (remember those?) in the body of it. I love the looks of those old appliances.
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

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    Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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    Hi gals, I don't have anything to add to the conversation just wanted to let you know that I'm with ya.
    Life is death. We all take turns. It's sacred to eat during our turn and be eaten when our turn is over. RichMahogany.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoanieL View Post
    I have some catching up on sleep also. Up 'til the wee hours as they say.

    Sometimes I get a bit burned out on the questions. The second question I ever posted here was asking for recipes for oysters because I'd bought a container and they didn't look pretty enough to eat raw. I swear that at least half the answers were, "Eat them raw."

    Well golly gee, if I'd wanted to eat them raw, I doubt I'd need recipes ffs. LOL. But of course, I just posted a thank you for all the suggestions.

    I had two old wringer washers when I lived in WA state. They make good planters. Someone also gifted me a huge wood burning stove that was way more than I needed in my tiny abode up there, so I turned it into an entertainment center of sorts. TV on top. VCR (remember those?) in the body of it. I love the looks of those old appliances.
    yeah i've noticed that sometimes people get blinders-vision when 'what do i do with this?' gets asked. 'what do i do with these oysters?' eat em. 'my girlfriend won't eat meat what do i feed her?' meat.

    or penis?

    they still make vcrs! mom got me a new dvd/vcr combo player for my birthday after my old remote rusted out. i'm almost afraid to try it, what if my old vhses collapse in puffs of dust when i hit play?

    what if movies i loved as a kid will suck ass now that i'm grown?

    i got burned by the last unicorn. i didn't remember it being so weird when i was little.

    Quote Originally Posted by Urban Forager View Post
    Hi gals, I don't have anything to add to the conversation just wanted to let you know that I'm with ya.
    helloooo

    there was a couple hours sleep yesterday. there was none again last night. so i watched youtube til i got up to let the animals out, grumbling because i had to follow because cookie found another way out which means i have to buy another new pen piece but it won't do any good because he is bound and determined to get eaten by coyotes or stolen and sold into breeding slavery by strangers.

    i am somewhat scowly. my interactions with others will probably lean on scowly. someone asked if they should eat a pint of factory chicken stock or toss it out, i made a dumb looking reply because what i really wanted to say was that the poor things had a shitty life and then they had a shitty death, don't waste it.

    and i've wasted plenty of food of my own. i guess i'm just looking for an excuse to be pissy this morning.

    no. i'm gonna go edit that. it just sounds dumb.

    okay that's kinda better

    i finally made butter of the cream i bought. i get this weird mental block sometimes thinking things are more difficult than they are and not wanting to mess it up. but watching people do things is how i learn so i watched some people make butter. the last time i made it was a few years ago and there were several more steps involved, then i got out of the habit. i don't know. dumb. but the butter then was from store bought cream and that butter was a lovely, pristine white

    THIS butter.. is a super cool yellow, lookit all them vituhmins

    it wound up being 2 cups, give or take. the dogs like it, i like it. price and volume, it's about what i was spending on organic. plus i enjoy shaking jars of butter clumps.

    my entire upper back burns. what astoundingly harsh amount of physical labor did i do for this to happen?

    i stretched.



    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    nothing of import happened this weekend, i just feel like ass



    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    Dogs are such good sports! The other day I rode my bike to the video store and there was a bloodhound laying in the bike rack, apparently waiting for her owner, with her front paw draped over one of the bars, I took a picture but I can't manage to post it from my phone. I know, I'm a hopeless Luddite! I wish you could have seen her, she raised her head and looked at me like "I hope you don't expect me to move!"
    Life is death. We all take turns. It's sacred to eat during our turn and be eaten when our turn is over. RichMahogany.

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    LOL! The answer, "penis," fits many questions.

    Waves to UF.
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

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    Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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    That is the happiest, most rolly polly puppy on the planet!! That picture made me laugh! The fruit and veggie dog made me sad!

    Penis should be the go to answer no matter the question!

    I hope you are getting lots of rest, my friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Urban Forager View Post
    Dogs are such good sports! The other day I rode my bike to the video store and there was a bloodhound laying in the bike rack, apparently waiting for her owner, with her front paw draped over one of the bars, I took a picture but I can't manage to post it from my phone. I know, I'm a hopeless Luddite! I wish you could have seen her, she raised her head and looked at me like "I hope you don't expect me to move!"
    aww animals get comfortable in the weirdest positions.. if you can text with your phone, you miiiight be able to send it to your email

    waka and cookie will generally jump up to do stuff but if bear's ready for a nap he'll just raise his head up enough to look at me then slowly roll over onto his side or back to go to sleep. or ignore me until he's ready to get up 2 minutes later.

    Quote Originally Posted by JoanieL View Post
    LOL! The answer, "penis," fits many questions.

    Waves to UF.
    60% of the time penis is the answer every time, according to my casual internet research

    Quote Originally Posted by vh67 View Post
    That is the happiest, most rolly polly puppy on the planet!! That picture made me laugh! The fruit and veggie dog made me sad!

    Penis should be the go to answer no matter the question!

    I hope you are getting lots of rest, my friend.
    the papaya face broke my tiny heart, then the potato face made me smile. dog went the full range of negative emotions. i hope you're getting enough rest too, i've been keeping up with you over at joanie's and i'm glad you're still doing okay

    food. green beans are okay. corn bread is okay. green beans AND corn bread are not okay.

    i've been laying on the floor a lot. it's finally gotten really comfortable and i haven't crackled in a little while. i gently stretched some yesterday and it made me hurt like a mother today.

    i feel.. like.. inadequate next to my guy, taking pills just so i can function like a crippled old woman.

    but i found this

    Low carb noodles that don't suck (x post from r/lowcarb) : ketorecipes

    and this



    and a bunch more. enough more that i could print them off and make my own cook book.

    but i guess that's it. nothing interesting.
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    today's inspirational quote..

    I don't understand the intelligence of a moth. -Bill Cosby

    don't try to understand it, let it flow through you and you'll reach enlightenment.

    no, but he is officially a rambly old man now.

    my face is angry and unhappy with the world, it's dry and ruddy with tiny bumps scattered hither and yon. as someone who never really had to deal with acne i want it to just tell me what's wrong.

    i keep having to force my torso and head upright, they all keep curling inward.

    my mind wants to be introspective and work out some long held issues. i rarely get that way so i'm going with it.

    i'm.. concerned? that i'm having this much pain from stretching my upper body and lifting my butt off the ground. wide spread burning with what feels like a painfully cold chunk of ice under my skin. i don't want to wind up bed bound or stuck curled up in a chair at a young age. i want to work through it, like if i get strong enough it will stop.

    i don't want to get left behind. i don't want to hold my guy back. i want to be right with him always.
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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