Haha, your posts make me giggle.
I don't know what is it with them boys, they're afraid if anything girly touches them they'll start growing boobs. (Through try to convince any of them to eat well so they don't...)
I thought it was a different kind of rub down, maybe you should have been clearer ;D
What a funny observation about birds... I can apply this to many of my class mates too ;D
One time I was walking home with a friend and some guy starting cat calling her and following her in his car.
She finally turned. He looked at her for a moment, as if he'd eaten a tablespoon of salt and drove away.
"The penis is the male animal-flower, a soft-firm dildo, a warm dream."
-Raymond Peat, PhD