i don't even know, man
but hi though, long time no see
i'm side eyeing you right now, bay. how dare you think consequences, smelling like delicious feminine desserts is not bad.
....there may or may not also be glitter. it was a necessary risk. it all just smells so good.
JUST LET ME SMEAR IT ON YOUR CHEST SO I CAN SMELL YOU
and i'm really tired like not sleepy but low battery tired. i slept sat night to early yesterday afternoon, that was a yay. but last night i was just... awake. in bed, lights off, awake. so i watched bob's burgers a couple times and aqua teen a couple of times.
now i'm looking up better bird feed cause gramma's bird is growing feathers that google tells me is due to the wrong food, and of course the better feed is the grass fed beef of the bird world
i dunno how she's gonna feel about it. i'm pretty sure the bird is gonna feel strongly about it. he's old and grouchy and very opinionated.
'WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?! beak sweeps feed to the floor'