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Thread: the purple prose of petunia pettigrew

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    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

    B*tch-lite

    Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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    feel the shaaaaame of your actions!

    AHAHAHAHAHA!!


    but maybe he'll be like this

    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    My Arty would LOVE the cone of happiness! He has a stuffed animal fetish.

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    i think if i filled his cone with chicken wings he'd find his doggy heaven

    smelly bloody doggy heaven
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    feel the shaaaaame of your actions!

    AHAHAHAHAHA!!


    but maybe he'll be like this

    That would have made Kozmo SOOOOO happy. I still gots the toys ("babies"). I can't get rid of them yet.

    Hope all is well with you girly!
    Breathe. Move forward.

    I just eat what I want...

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    Five days since you've posted, oh bloody one. Hopefully you're having a blast with Bay and not buried under candy canes.
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoanieL View Post
    Five days since you've posted, oh bloody one. Hopefully you're having a blast with Bay and not buried under candy canes.
    Like.
    Breathe. Move forward.

    I just eat what I want...

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    Now I'm starting to get worried...

    Hope all is well and you are having wonderful holidays...
    Breathe. Move forward.

    I just eat what I want...

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    Bloodorchid, wherever you are, Merry Christmas, darlin'!
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

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    Hope you are have a Happy horizontal Christmas with Bay....

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