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    Hi kid. Think you are just a younger me. Would put a smiley face but don't know how to do it with the phone app. Pets always sneezing into my germ zones here as well. Ack!!

    Hope you had an awesome weekend!
    Breathe. Move forward.

    I just eat what I want...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    i walked the road a while. i didn't get eaten by bears, which was good.
    Good for you, yes, but what about the poor hungry bears?

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    Quote Originally Posted by excursivey View Post
    Hi kid. Think you are just a younger me. Would put a smiley face but don't know how to do it with the phone app. Pets always sneezing into my germ zones here as well. Ack!!

    Hope you had an awesome weekend!
    maybe my weekend was good, hope you had a good one too

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    Good for you, yes, but what about the poor hungry bears?
    we just fall in bi-species love and you're already worrying about other bears?!
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    food food food; a handful of grapes that were extra delicious for some reason, bowl of chicken salad, cup of milk, bane, burger patty, tomato slices, alfredo and spinach, half a bane

    looking at that, i see a serious lack of liquids. thankfully i have a tall bottle of water getting cold in the fridge

    cookie escaped twice this evening and is now covered in sticky seed triangles. i did not feel up to brushing him, because i am a neglectful mother. i'll brush him down tomorrow

    bear continues to give me mixed signals re; hugs. but i think i'm now mostly sure he likes it

    sibling told mahm they thought i was mad at em. no, dumbbutt, you'll know when i'm mad now shut up and tell me you love me

    the wind isn't blowing but acorns are raining down and it sounds weird and musicky on the roof

    i will never understand man logic when they talk about how disgusting prostitutes are for having sex with men but they also keep talking about how much they want to have sex with women

    needing 50 purses and 120 pairs of heels, screaming at mice and obsessions with boy bands are woman logics i'll never understand

    and i still don't understand how 50 shades of gray got so popular. date a guy who pulls even half the weird shit the book guy did and you'd run screaming for the cops. it's gonna be a movie.

    but then again my aunt read em and liked em. my aunt also has apocalyptically horrible taste in men.

    coincidence?

    i wanted my burger on a bun and i blame the chicken and dumplings from yesterday for that one

    but i just realized that watching lost girl, which is a cheesy ball of soft core porny cheese, is something i like to do

    damn i hate when i lose the ability to judge the actions of others
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post

    i will never understand man logic when they talk about how disgusting prostitutes are for having sex with men but they also keep talking about how much they want to have sex with women

    needing 50 purses and 120 pairs of heels, screaming at mice and obsessions with boy bands are woman logics i'll never understand

    and i still don't understand how 50 shades of gray got so popular. date a guy who pulls even half the weird shit the book guy did and you'd run screaming for the cops. it's gonna be a movie.

    but then again my aunt read em and liked em. my aunt also has apocalyptically horrible taste in men.

    coincidence?
    I've noticed a similar pattern. Might even be quantifiable with a mathematical equation.

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    gosh i'm terrible at math. will i need a calculator for this?
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    gosh i'm terrible at math. will i need a calculator for this?
    super-computer...

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    Bit much for a ready reckoner or abacus, I reckons....

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    It's all basically zeroes and ones.

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    welp i'm going mostly meat. i gained 6 effing pounds after stopping flour filled emotional eating. i thought it was water weight, i gave it time. my diet hasn't been perfect, but from past experience it shouldn't have results like this

    that and a few other personal things had me very down, so i bought some chinese and 2 grilled chicken sandwiches. the upside is it was about half the amount of chinese i used to get and i could definitely taste chemicals

    so i ate chinese. a few hours later ate a sandwich. hour and a half ago ate the other. since it's officially "tomorrow" now, it begins and i drank a giant bottle of water. i know it's not a big deal to cut out carby things. but. i don't want to. i LIKE fruit juice. i LIKE sweet potatoes. i LIKE honey and yogurt. if i want (a) then i have to do (b)

    i cant work out. sometimes now i can't walk. it feels like i'm being slowly crushed into a box by my body and my anxiety

    faghk

    and how the faghk did cookie get a tick on his head and have it half fill with blood in less than 24 hours and why was it still alive and wiggling when i yanked it out if he's eaten his pill. oh my god i hate ticks and fleas and mosquitoes. there is no evolutionary purpose for fleas and ticks and i'm pretty sure bats can find different things to eat besides mosquitoes.

    i walked through ankle high leaves in 30 degree weather earlier and came in with a flea that had jumped up my leg and tried to bite my face. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD OUTSIDE. IT'S COLD YOU STUPID WHORE.

    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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