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    I like the fact that you use humor to highlight the douchebaggery of others and I have never seen you be mean or spiteful. Laughter is an important part of life and if you can't laugh at arrogant blowhards, who can you laugh at? Please don't listen to the people with no sense of humor!

    I did not post much for a long time because of some the mean people here but I figure the meaner and more arrogant they are, the more likely they are to live in their mom's basement.

    I may have nightmares about the horse head thingie.

    We leave south Florida tomorrow and I am looking forward to some real fall weather. I don't think we will be retiring here, too many fricking old people!

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    Quote Originally Posted by vh67 View Post
    I did not post much for a long time because of some the mean people here but I figure the meaner and more arrogant they are, the more likely they are to live in their mom's basement.
    That cracked me up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vh67 View Post
    I like the fact that you use humor to highlight the douchebaggery of others and I have never seen you be mean or spiteful. Laughter is an important part of life and if you can't laugh at arrogant blowhards, who can you laugh at? Please don't listen to the people with no sense of humor!
    Me too!
    Breathe. Move forward.

    I just eat what I want...

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    +3 on humor vs douchebaggery
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

    B*tch-lite

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    I have no idea how I ended up in your journal, but I'm glad that I did. These forums need people like you guys!

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    i don't look like an ass? ...i haven't been trying hard enough...

    Quote Originally Posted by justme View Post
    I have no idea how I ended up in your journal, but I'm glad that I did. These forums need people like you guys!

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    i have no idea either, but get comfy and welcome and stuff

    waka showed me how much he loved me while i was hugging him by sneezing in my eye. i just.. i feel violated.. my eye feels violated

    by watery dog snot. is me picking up your poo not an intimate enough relationship for you, hairy dog? yeah. i hope you felt how icked out my eye was all through that cuddle session

    oh tired. oh food; thin crust haiwaiian pizza, milk, half a bane

    oh bay

    oh bed
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    I am proud of you for continuing to cuddle after that gross violation! Last week, before we left for vacation, my Arty came running up to me, put his head in my lap and spit up about a cup of toilet water on my lap. And not the pretty smelling eau de toilette, just plain ol toilet water. I can't wait to pick them up tomorrow from the kennel!

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    lol.... Love reading this journal... there is some serious humor here... sick twisted humor.... My favorite kind!!!!

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    ^ Ditto sir, warped it be at times round here, me luvs it to....

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    they've immunized me for most gross things, cookie puked up (what seemed like) a gallon of liquid on my shirt one night and i just sighed

    the one thing they do that can still make me gag is puke up chunky stuff and try to lick it up before i can clean it up. i just gag through the whole shooing them outside and cleaning process

    my love only goes so deep

    the little neurotic fuzzbutt gives good hugs though. he curves his whole body around me and i go 'oh my goddddddddd my heart is yourssssssss, you petite little angellllllll' and then he tries to stick his nose up my nose to smell my brain. i think he thinks i should let him. i disagree.

    and i'll have to make myself stop that subject there. i'm as bad as those parents who carry 50 pictures of their kids and proceed to tell a 10 minute backstory for each picture

    and doc, i'll have you know this entire journal and everyone in it is super serious. super! serious!

    all the time!

    ..but speaking of time, i'm not really used to having people stick up for me. my social awkwardness is dialed up to 11 right now.. god i'm such a nerd

    people say nice things about me and i turn into an emotional butterfingers, fumbling words everywhere

    so don't think i don't appreciate it, i do. i'm just busy being awkward

    and lovelorn relatives who won't listen to reason make me want to thump someone on the forehead

    gramma food; bout a cup of chicken and dumplings, mashed potatoes, lima beans, lots of back and forth griping about who was bugging us and how

    supper food; a pile of green beans with ham bits, some soup with most of the liquid cooked out, corned beef and cheese rolls

    i actually took vitamins today. i'm glowing in my adult responsibility. my heart's been skipping at night and my nostril twitching during the day so it was officially past time, as i'd forgotten how disturbing the skips felt

    i walked the road a while. i didn't get eaten by bears, which was good. i was nervous about walking-walking since the last time it was a negative experience for the backal area but so far so good

    i asked bay not to leave me for someone who could move, he said he wouldn't

    stretching was not good, whatever went wrong is still healing

    i'm very tired but i don't want to get in bed

    i feel guilt for putting the dogs up and want to hug them all at the same time. sleepiness and feeling like i don't hug them enough will do that

    even though 9 times out of 10 i'm scratching somebody's side or face or belly

    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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