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    Its like he found cat pee and rolled in it so his anal glands are safe for another day

    and i guess it was all the creaming on faces and oh baby oh babys that shut it lol
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    They shut it? Gawd.

    Sorry about Sir Stinky.
    (for the dog of course, not you)

    Hope you can get your back to feel better soon.
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    You have my sympathies on the smelly dog. My "special" little boy stepped in his own poo and then came inside earlier today. Good thing he is such a cutie!

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    HA ha ha ha ha. Gots to luvs the pups!

    You might be right on the naughty thread. It was getting a little extreme. Was still amusing...
    Breathe. Move forward.

    I just eat what I want...

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    Quote Originally Posted by excursivey View Post
    HA ha ha ha ha. Gots to luvs the pups!

    You might be right on the naughty thread. It was getting a little extreme. Was still amusing...
    I got as far as the roundabout of arses... did I miss much?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guti5errez View Post
    Enjoy my weights classes at the gym and tramping in the NZ bush.
    Guti5 that was a kiwi quote from over a year ago..........

    Yep they shut that sucker down as quick as, same as the cunninigingingus one. Sorry can't spell !!!!!!!!!!!

    Dog poo, reminds me of drop dead Fred!!!!!!! Best movie - ever
    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

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    Quote Originally Posted by badgergirl View Post
    I got as far as the roundabout of arses... did I miss much?
    i started playing dumb and derp said perfidy liked the penises

    sex hormones are flying around here for sure though. just 10 minutes ago some guy said he was jealous of Pink's rope in one of her concert videos

    be nice if there was some finesse to it though. or sense-making.
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    Guys and finesse? Or making sense to a woman? That would be like seeing a leprechaun riding an unicorn chasing the Easter Bunny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vh67 View Post
    Guys and finesse? Or making sense to a woman? That would be like seeing a leprechaun riding an unicorn chasing the Easter Bunny.


    beautiful
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    Over the next 90 minutes, I want to show you that all of your problems can be solved with my penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vh67 View Post
    Guys and finesse? Or making sense to a woman? That would be like seeing a leprechaun riding an unicorn chasing the Easter Bunny.
    Better keep that thought to yourself or it'll become Perfidy's next fantasy...

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