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    I wish I had a cat

    Or 5
    5 is too many. Just trust me on this...
    Breathe. Move forward.

    I just eat what I want...

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    2 is a good number. you get all the funs and loves and good crazy, with minimal bad crazy and no being smothered when they all want to cuddle up on your head

    my stomach is very unhappy. fried cabbage is no. but boiled cabbage is okay. i don't get it

    but we have this, which is good

    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Over the next 90 minutes, I want to show you that all of your problems can be solved with my penis.

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    i'm itchy to work out again

    i always get like this, and i always 'not remember' how my back hates it which speaks volumes about the ability of the brain to downplay past pain. it's magical, truly. it's why women work to have more than one baby.

    i want to sling weights arounnnnnnnd *whine gripe complain* i'm gonna try again, i say. i'll ease off squats and back work, i say. i'll figure other things out to do, i say.

    and 'i like you' said in a sleepy voice makes me all warm inside. i like you too, bay.

    oh motivation, your name is jessica simpson in your daisy dukes. seriously, this jump started my cyclical stupidity



    hnnnnnth



    and this made me snortlaugh then think '...lord what a fat baby'

    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Over the next 90 minutes, I want to show you that all of your problems can be solved with my penis.

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    What are we doing up at this hour? LOL (Are you still up, or just up?)
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

    B*tch-lite

    Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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    i dunno, really

    not smartness on my part though

    lotta not smart

    i had caffeine to fuel my google-fu
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Over the next 90 minutes, I want to show you that all of your problems can be solved with my penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    oh motivation, your name is jessica simpson in your daisy dukes. seriously, this jump started my cyclical stupidity

    Probly motivates me differently than it does you... but, ya never know!

    Don't be a window licker........





    Tyrion Lannister.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ssn679doc View Post
    Probly motivates me differently than it does you... but, ya never know!
    I hear you there squire!

    I'd imagine there be a few who wouldn't getting in they daisy dukes, or trying to....

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    dat butt *nod*

    i actually did an arm routine this morning. i am content. getting dead arms on the second set with a 10 lb weight did not content me, though. it left me... malcontent

    i am a strong, smart, sensual woman who doesn't like losing strength. it's annoying.

    ..sorry, i love tina



    i went out to sample the freezing temps with the dogs at dark thirty this morning and everybody was getting scratched and rubbed after they peed and bear was on his back legs for his pets and just sort of leaned on my leg and stayed on his back feet cause he wanted all kinsa loves. sweet puppy.

    food plans= meat. meat = still in the freezer
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Over the next 90 minutes, I want to show you that all of your problems can be solved with my penis.

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    According to my very naughty Artie dog, frozen is the best way to eat meat!

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    sneaky dogs that belong to other people are the best dogs

    if i were a betting woman i'd lay odds on cookie breaking all his teeth out trying to destroy it like a shark, bear choking to death trying to inhale it and waka staring at and occasionally licking til it was room temp before taking small bitey tears out of his piece
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Over the next 90 minutes, I want to show you that all of your problems can be solved with my penis.

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