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    Is it a Mardi Gras lizard?

    Sorry you're sick. Sometimes a cool cloth on my eyes or forehead feels so good.

    I think I'll be twerking on MW&F as part of a balanced exercise routine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoanieL View Post
    <---twerk class
    Of course that's the first thing I see upon visiting this journal. Of course.

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    Well the twerk thread had a spectacular 24-hour life did it not.

    Also, the toad gif is mesmerizing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoanieL View Post
    Is it a Mardi Gras lizard?

    Sorry you're sick. Sometimes a cool cloth on my eyes or forehead feels so good.

    I think I'll be twerking on MW&F as part of a balanced exercise routine.

    <---twerk class
    it is glorious is what it is

    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    Of course that's the first thing I see upon visiting this journal. Of course.
    gp, it's like you're the satellite receiver to the wtf rays that originate here

    Quote Originally Posted by moluv View Post
    Well the twerk thread had a spectacular 24-hour life did it not.

    Also, the toad gif is mesmerizing.
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Over the next 90 minutes, I want to show you that all of your problems can be solved with my penis.

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    i haven't squatted the last few days. it feels like much longer. and taking my pills like i should is something i still struggle with. i think about why sometimes, and what i've come up with are these; dependence, i want to be strong, but i can't be if i have to eat pills til i get old and die a few hundred years from now. stubbornness, if i have to take it i don't want to take it. idiocy, just eat a damn pill.

    having physical problems and mental problems when i just want to be a real boy (girl) like everyone else makes me feel low

    my anxiety is up, my sleep is a little weird. the days of proper sleeping, brief tho they were, were nice.

    i'm looking through pinterest for food porn inspiration, and it's working. i'm getting a lady food boner. but not a big enough one to go shopping, i still have eggs.

    i'm just.. very tired. toughing things out makes me very tired.

    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Over the next 90 minutes, I want to show you that all of your problems can be solved with my penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    i haven't squatted the last few days. it feels like much longer. and taking my pills like i should is something i still struggle with. i think about why sometimes, and what i've come up with are these; dependence, i want to be strong, but i can't be if i have to eat pills til i get old and die a few hundred years from now. stubbornness, if i have to take it i don't want to take it. idiocy, just eat a damn pill.

    having physical problems and mental problems when i just want to be a real boy (girl) like everyone else makes me feel low

    my anxiety is up, my sleep is a little weird. the days of proper sleeping, brief tho they were, were nice.

    i'm looking through pinterest for food porn inspiration, and it's working. i'm getting a lady food boner. but not a big enough one to go shopping, i still have eggs.

    i'm just.. very tired. toughing things out makes me very tired.

    Love that pic! Showed it to my two and they both now feel like supermodels ;-)



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    What? I stop by and there aren't any fresh pictures of twerkin' fannies or conversations about boobs?

    Shame on you, Bloodorchid.

    I guess I'll go clean the kitchen instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post

    So much destroyed wood.

    Giving the ax to the wood.

    Alright I got nuthin.

    And also, you're the best.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    What? I stop by and there aren't any fresh pictures of twerkin' fannies or conversations about boobs?

    Shame on you, Bloodorchid.

    I guess I'll go clean the kitchen instead.
    just for you-



    Quote Originally Posted by moluv View Post
    So much destroyed wood.

    Giving the ax to the wood.

    Alright I got nuthin.

    And also, you're the best.
    i picked that picture out just for you. it has the perfect amount of sinister intent, he could almost be jason, or michael meyers

    that wood.. is getting chopped
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Over the next 90 minutes, I want to show you that all of your problems can be solved with my penis.

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    Ah, thank you. I can go to sleep now.

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