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    because she's basically giving herself metabolic disorders by losing weight, deh
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    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    There must be some synchronicity going on. I was just writing part of today's journal entry and was speaking to my disdain of the term "Aunt Flo." Then I read shark week, which makes me cackle like a nut. Because it's funny. Not sure if this is still mandatory in Women's Lit 101, but it's pretty good: If Men Could Menstruate by Gloria Steinem

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    So what would happen if suddenly, magically, men could menstruate and women could not?

    Clearly, menstruation would become an enviable, worthy, masculine event:

    Men would brag about how long and how much.

    Young boys would talk about it as the envied beginning of manhood. Gifts, religious ceremonies, family dinners, and stag parties would mark the day.

    To prevent monthly work loss among the powerful, Congress would fund a National Institute of Dysmenorrhea. Doctors would research little about heart attacks, from which men would be hormonally protected, but everything about cramps.

    Sanitary supplies would be federally funded and free. Of course, some men would still pay for the prestige of such commercial brands as Paul Newman Tampons, Muhammad Ali's Rope-a-Dope Pads, John Wayne Maxi Pads, and Joe Namath Jock Shields- "For Those Light Bachelor Days."
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

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    'oh you changed your pad 5 times today? I JUST GUSHED A FULL GALLON, LOSER'
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dhansakdave View Post
    Yer neightbours is, I reckons anyone else's fine, go for it....

    I always carry an emergancy check secreted in me wallet, just in case!
    no, my neigbors ass uses a walker.... not much coveting going on here... actually my neighbor really does have an ass.... named Jack..... what a noisy ass he is to! brays at all hours of the day and night!

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    I didn't know they made walkers for donkeys!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoanieL View Post
    I didn't know they made walkers for donkeys!
    oh crud... I missed the word "other" in there somewhere.... reading is fun-da-mental

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    Good lord, I've just spent - far too long - searching the youtubes for the Ben Elton sketch if men had periods...cannot find it. And yet, I remember him dragging a sports bag of tampons across the stage.
    My journal: http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum/thread60211.html Into RPG table top games? Check out FateStorm and (in development) Vanguard!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ssn679doc View Post
    no, my neigbors ass uses a walker.... not much coveting going on here... actually my neighbor really does have an ass.... named Jack..... what a noisy ass he is to! brays at all hours of the day and night!
    Looks like Jack is the better option, that's worrying....

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    I didn't know they made walkers for donkeys!
    Fiendishly clever those Chinese ya know!

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    y'all buncha weirdos

    food; chicken on salad, some of ma's candy corn, half a thick steak, diet dr pepper, orange crush, liter of water

    no squats today

    orange crush due to food shopping while hungry, thick steak due to beef sales before they went bad. aw yiss, meat sale. aw yiss, almost rotten meat.

    i passed out early yesterday evening, i don't remember eating anything after the cornbread and potatoes

    i got to play with a pissy kitten and that's always fun
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    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    oh food. half a bowl of honey and yogurt last night, almost half a steak, 2 handfuls of grapes, some cheesey rice and a liter of water this morning.

    cramping is pretty constant

    stuff i got my sibling and me arrived, i'm all like 'pretty! NOW I WANT MORE NEW THINGS!'

    back let me know how much it hates squats last night. hydro only put a dent in it for a few hours.
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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