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    gaaah i feel so bad for t-rex haha

    drssgchic, are you dressing like you want still? hm? hmmmmm?
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Ha! My dressing strategy has devolved to "Have I worn it more than a week ago?" for the top and "Have I worn it yet this week?" for the pants. No and no? Good- done. I really wanted to wear a skirt this morning- but I didn't roll out of bed in time to get into tights and get to work more or less on time. Shaving for skirts just ain't been happening. In fact, I am currently wearing a pair of pants that have actually worn through where my thighs rub together (sorry for the mental image) because I refuse to buy another pair of 16s but I'm really not a 14. But I would be if I could get my eating under control.

    However- for you- if I'm still feeling too droopy to lift tomorrow, it will be skirt, tights, and maybe even makeup. I need to work on my cats eyes since my brows are too low to really work smoky. (No tights on a lifting day because there just isn't time to shimmy in and out of them while changing, and I can't just leave them on since I lift in Vibrams)
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    i got these
    http://www.amazon.com/New-Perfect-Bu...8740446&sr=1-7

    and had to put it on 3 inches deeper in my jeans (the pair i have on now. there is another pair that will be 4-5 inches in) because that was cheaper than buying like 3 new jeans. i rotate them, i don't need no stinkin fashionable pants. yes you should say that in your head with a heavy spanish accent. and yes i stood in line constantly pulling my pants back up, then put the damn button on out by the car with people walking by and everything

    also in honor of our epic fantasy world domination, i put on bright blue eyeliner on a naked color base and it's preeetttyyyyyyyyyy. and blindingly bright.

    i'm like a 5 year old finger painting

    yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay colors
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    there is no line separating my signature from my content :|

    have some videos



    and if you've ever been a preteen, you've been this ridiculous



    my eye dids were boy approved, my guy said it was pretty. that's another reason i like him. nothing i do or say is 'stupid'

    i realized that since i've become medicated i'm a less angry individual. i mean i know animals in pain get pretty bitchy, but i didn't really think to apply that to myself. and i find myself coming here to be a sarcastic asshole less. i mean i do still get tired of bullshit but i'm more zen in my assholery? or maybe this is just a downtime month and i'll be all pissy again soon

    the disgust of all things food has been mitigated for the time being. i browsed the canned veggie aisle instead of the frozen, taking effort and thinking out of the food prep equation

    the butt stopped hurting, but i've made sure to keep squat/standing the same

    food has been 50/50

    i have not worked out, but i do frequently 'roam'

    i'm not happy but i can fake cheerful like a muhfugger

    sometimes i even fool myself

    ma was talking to me about different career opportunities and i said i'm on hydros for a reason. but then i wondered, am i really? am i really doomed for life? or is this all some elaborate mindgame my brain is playing with me and has been playing for over 10 years. 2 days without major pain leads me to think i'm just lazy. then the major pain hits and i'm flat on my back breathing sharp deep inhales, flinching, jerking. and then i think maybe i'm not lazy.

    so i do feel accomplished that i can put makeup on and not look dumb, but at the same time i call myself pathetic for feeling accomplished for that

    or maybe it's just 1am and i'm too tired.

    have a song to hip thrust to
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    But I like it when you're a sarcastic asshole!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ottercat View Post
    But I like it when you're a sarcastic asshole!
    ^this. Also...sexy and I know it...hells yeah.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    Hey- it takes skill to pull off bright blue eyeliner. So- yes, that's an accomplishment.

    Whenever I hear "I don't need no stinkin' . . . ." I always hear my dad say it. It took me yeeeears to figure out where he'd gotten it from.
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    Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

    And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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    I love that LMFAO song. My little bro (14yrs old, has Down Syndrome) loves it...I'm afraid he's getting into that fashion too, since he wanted my old punk-ish vest with studs and such on it. I'm going to have so much fun dressing that boy up.
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    you guys are super dumb

    SUPER. DUMB.

    okay, i feel more like myself again. it was a close call but i think i'm back

    namelesswonder, that kid has impeccable taste and i like him already lol

    the single most painful thing i've ever seen in my whole entire liiiiife....... is this

    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    I <3 BBT too

    you should come over and watch TV, I have a bunch of episodes of that and this season's RuPaul's Drag Race on DVR
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