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    oh richard, you are definitely the fun kind of crazy

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    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    here it is

    WE WILL KILL YOUR CHILDREN, BUT YOU WILL LOOK FABULOUS AS IT HAPPENS hahaha



    there has been sneezing and sniffling today. it took a while to get to sleep last night, but i dreamed and slept hard til i woke up. the pillows were mangled and there was a dry drool spot so high up my forearm i must have put myself in a choke hold. i did watch breaking bad at 12 or 1 or whatever and i experienced a range of emotion, mostly a HA! at walt and his testicular fortitude

    food isn't appealing
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    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    ohhh.. perfection



    food finally became somewhat wanted, so cold chicken and hot carrots.

    as i am seriously upset at the thought of taking the new eye makeup back i put it on again to see what would happen. so far only a little watering on one eye. yes i am a girl. yes i want to keep that palette. make fun of me all you want, i can take it.

    tonight is weird. it feels like.. i dunno. tomorrow will be a restart, like groundhog day, so i want to stay up and do things tonight before the boredom comes back
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    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Hugs from another she-beast in yoga pants. And yet I wear them anyway. In public, even. Because I wish to subject the world to such horror

    Blood Orchid- PUT DOWN THE MAKEUP. The colors aren't designed to go with stuffed noses and red eyes. I promise you will find another pretty one.
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    OK, now I am having difficulty getting the mental image of she-beasts in yoga pants out of my head..... and I find I don't really mind too terribly much! lol

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    i think i would feel less insecure if i carried my weight more normally :/ my hips and thighs have some padding but i have a stupid pcos belly. but it never feels great to see 'she beasts' pop up out of nowhere

    and the eye colors are so pretty why do they hurt meeeeee
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    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ssn679doc View Post
    OK, now I am having difficulty getting the mental image of she-beasts in yoga pants out of my head..... and I find I don't really mind too terribly much! lol
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    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    one more before bed, cause if you're gonna post whore anywhere it may as well be in your own place

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    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ssn679doc View Post
    OK, now I am having difficulty getting the mental image of she-beasts in yoga pants out of my head..... and I find I don't really mind too terribly much! lol
    It says bad things about me, but I continually read that construction as 'she breasts' in yoga pants? Really?
    (that was a Google image search I should not have done.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by badgergirl View Post
    It says bad things about me, but I continually read that construction as 'she breasts' in yoga pants? Really?
    (that was a Google image search I should not have done.)
    Coulda been worse.... you coulda searched for he breasts in yoga pants.... OK... now I need brain bleach!

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