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    At the completion of each step contract the glutes. This should bring the body into a more neutral alignment and give better results by working a more complete range of motion. If you're already doing this, then have at it

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    will i have even more optimal results if i hip thrust hard with a loud HUUUNNNHHH! each step?
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    will i have even more optimal results if i hip thrust hard with a loud HUUUNNNHHH! each step?
    Yesssssssssssssssssss!
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    i butt squeezed on the steps when taking a pee break with the pups, it felt like i was getting flung hips-first up the stairs haha

    HNNNNNNNNGH!

    i caved and took a pill. i feel al ittle better.

    i really really want this pretty shiny thing on sephora. bills are covered, i have no kids, dog food is covered and they'll also have plenty of raw food. everything is covered. i want this. but this mental thing is like 'NO OH GOD NO DON'T SPEND ANY MONEY EVER AAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'

    annoying

    a tree frog lives in my weird i-don't-know-what-this-is-called plant i watered him one day too. he looked hot. so he got a cool stream under the butt and a cool stream down the back.

    he didn't say thanks. he didn't have to.

    i'd gotten into the habit the last few months of buying what i thought i should eat. whole lettuce for roll ups, etc. i've wasted too much money on wasted food. gonna quit doing that.

    ma got a new church recipe cookbook so i looked through it some. chicken pieces rolled in bacon, sprinkled with brown sugar and baked in the oven? hello beautiful. i don't even need the brown sugar, i have cinnamon


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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    will i have even more optimal results if i hip thrust hard with a loud HUUUNNNHHH! each step?
    You will get more attention from males, at the very least.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    ma got a new church recipe cookbook so i looked through it some. chicken pieces rolled in bacon, sprinkled with brown sugar and baked in the oven? hello beautiful. i don't even need the brown sugar, i have cinnamon
    Gosh you sound like Anne Burrell.....

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    i only thought i liked salt til i watched her cooking show one day. oh laws, she loves salt. i cannot compete

    i had slightly sloppy made-it-myself sushi. there was even smoked salmon on top. AND WASABI ON THE SIDE, HURT ME GOOD OHH YEEEAAAHHHHHH.

    the rusted new knife sliced it pretty well.

    i haven't done much, i have a headache and body ache and eyes ache and i did have a tummy ache as well but that disappeared sometime around munching cucumber sticks and kiwi slices

    i think i'm going to grow my nails out til they look like oversized curly fries
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    the boys have zero sense of personal space. or something. all i know is bear keeps laying in front of my feet everywhere i go and my heel itches

    i wish he didn't get car sick, i want to take him out exploring the world

    pluh. i still feel bad. but i'm gonna try that whole sleep thingy. so.. okay.



    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post


    If I had that as a poster, I'd put it on the ceiling right over my bed so it would make me chuckle when I first woke up every day.
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

    B*tch-lite

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    happy pups make for good mornings, it's a scientific fact
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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