i like when people tell me what they want for their birthday. makes things easier.
i like the boys with short hair, even when it looks a little scruffy
cookie now plays whack a mole with my hand, this morning he slapped my chest with his paw. TOO SLOW, SON!
bear's so high strung i'm about to turn his ass into an alcoholic so he'll chill the fck out and let me trim his belly and paws
waka is extra lovey today
gramma's bird got a shower. he likes to play like he don't want it, but when you stick him in the shower he stops playing hard to get and head tilts back and forth til the water is ready
gramma food for breakfast, mashed potatoes for lunch, chicken will be supper
she asked if i'd lost weight. no, but please do go on