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    in honor of the ghosty thread and my love of all things scary, here. have all this

    They made me swear by their lives : nosleep

    Last Call - When I was 17 I worked in a call center. This is the call that made me quit. : nosleep

    trust me this is horrifying
    A Sexy Surprise For Adult Vegans - YouTube

    i got creeped out by parts of this. bay laughed at it



    i have a stomach bug again. dunno why.

    brush waka on the floor and he doesn't trust anything you say or do. brush waka on a table and he's too blissed out to even notice his nails are getting trimmed. weirdass dogs, man.

    eta- alluh these

    http://www.creepypasta.com/persuaded/
    http://www.creepypasta.com/gateway-of-the-mind/



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    beautiful
    yeah you are

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    i like when people tell me what they want for their birthday. makes things easier.

    i like the boys with short hair, even when it looks a little scruffy

    cookie now plays whack a mole with my hand, this morning he slapped my chest with his paw. TOO SLOW, SON!

    bear's so high strung i'm about to turn his ass into an alcoholic so he'll chill the fck out and let me trim his belly and paws

    waka is extra lovey today

    gramma's bird got a shower. he likes to play like he don't want it, but when you stick him in the shower he stops playing hard to get and head tilts back and forth til the water is ready

    gramma food for breakfast, mashed potatoes for lunch, chicken will be supper

    she asked if i'd lost weight. no, but please do go on
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    if my spine wasn't held together with metal i'd maybe think it was crumbling more than it already has. and wonder if i'd suddenly crack and have my torso fall in half like bella when her alien devil baby was born.

    yes i watched that movie. it was hilarious.
    I was reading one-star reviews of Breaking Dawn and someone dubbed the alien baby Renespooky. I've been calling her that ever since.

    We should make primal popcorn and have a Twilight marathon. Every time I ask Lady Friend, she tells me to STFU.

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    lady friend is a fun sucker supreme i would be delighted to have a twilight marathon, just uh.. don't be scared of my cackling. lines like 'please stop taking your clothes off', you know, i cackled. i probably will again.

    POPCOOOOOORN

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    ZOMG, and that's just from the first movie!!!

    * scoffs and walks out *

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    do you know how hard it was to find just her breathing!

    i tried all kinds of search term combinations!
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

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    The behind-the-scenes with the director of Twilight the First was seriously disturbing. I can't find it on YouTube.

    I like to think that I can hide my issues (for a while). She couldn't do it for the length of a lousy interview. Maybe that's why they canned her for Twilight the Second and Third and Fourth and Fifth and Infinity.

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    there were a lot of random youtubes so i read an old mtv article. all i needed to know about her i learned when i read that she wanted robert pattinson to have long hair

    gurl. no.

    beautiful
    yeah you are

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    there were a lot of random youtubes so i read an old mtv article. all i needed to know about her i learned when i read that she wanted robert pattinson to have long hair
    Wait, what?!? Why?! He didn't have long hair in the books. Or did he? I started skimming after a while. There are only so many sad vampire faces feelings charts I can stand.

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    ZOMG, just found that article. Love how Vampire Boy looked in the mirror at his extensions and just said, "No."

    Other Fun Facts: Stephenie Meyer was inspired by Shakespeare. * snicker *

    At least I'm honest that my muse is V. C. Andrews. Love me some Flowers in the Attic.

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