none of my former beloved feline overlords were ever this weird. i feel sort of cheated, in a way. cat's dumb as balls and i like it
5 squats and stair waslking have killed my back. i am pissed. i spent 2 days zombified from meds and now that i'm rejoining the living i'll probably have to down another handful. bay started the 50 squats a day challenge after i said i wanted to and he kept going after i had to stop. now he's doing 125 a day and says it's so i'll have a nice butt to grab on (he already has a big round bubble butt that i delight in groping, i think he doesn't see his body like i see his body and i see a whole lot of eye candy. NNNNNG.) i said i wanted to do that too and i didn't like being broke. he said to do what i can, it's all okay
i fear i may have to resort to butt implants
he says he likes my butt tho
i say pffft on my butt. pfffft. c'monnnnn... get biggerrrrr...
i bought the clementine flavored method dish soap because it smelled wonderous, but now every time i wash dishes i just smell fruity pebbles
damn you video, you're supposed to cut to 0:15. GAH. technology.
i was way out back experiencing hell. or nature. probably hell. it's hot. when cookie escaped and ran down to hang out. he's my good boy, he didn't run off too far. bear barked down at me like he was telling, like a little kid. yeah burr, he's right by me, i knoww
and i got peaches. and i'm gonna eat em.
and a pack of truvia and a splash of fruit juice in sodastream water makes a delightful mindfck soda feeling not-soda