Doggy farts - aaaah! I haven't lived with a dog in so long, I forgot about doggy farts. As you might know, cats are just too lofty to fart. LOL.
I understand about laying down, and suddenly not being tired. I've been trying to correct my bad sleeping habits lately. Once I turn off lights/tv, I close my eyes and try to keep thinking, "Don't think; don't think." Sometimes that's so boring that it does work to put me to sleep. Other times I imagine that I'm traveling (floating) to the back of my brain which is very far away. Comforting and also sometimes works. Other times I just fail.
"Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine