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    Women have rights?!?!?

    I've been watching the goings-on in Texas with my jaw (very gracefully) dropped.
    if you're a woman, expect to have entitled old men and entitled religious folk be shoulder deep in your lady parts as they try to work you like a puppet

    you're lucky you're a panda, all they'll do to you is make you watch porn so you'll maybe make babies

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    Where is bloodorchid, by the way? BLOODORCHID! I know you're not sleeping. You're like the Eye of Sauron.

    I mean it in a nice way.
    you say the sweetest things
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Over the next 90 minutes, I want to show you that all of your problems can be solved with my penis.

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    Where is this panda porn?
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

    B*tch-lite

    Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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    Ok, I'm a little late to the party, but I wanted to show up with my hammer for prying out the nails the douches have been hammering in over the years. Anybody else want to join in? Later, we can use the hammers when we go douche-hunting.

    Just a random thought if this happens to come up again in the future: Turn to him and say in your sweetest, kindest, sugeriest voice "You are such a good father to be teaching your child these things at such a young age!"

    (Also, not really following the Texas thing, but I love the bumpersticker- Mind your own uterus.)
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    Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoanieL View Post
    Where is this panda porn?
    Good grief, I'm already not wearing any pants in my avatar!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    Good grief, I'm already not wearing any pants in my avatar!
    But but... I don't see any nasty bits. I'm going to google "panda penis" and see if I can find one. Maybe vaginas also.
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoanieL View Post
    But but... I don't see any nasty bits.
    because all his bits are nice and fabulous and wonderful of course.

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    But maybe it's because of this: Attenborough: Extinction threatens pandas because of their ¼ inch tiddlers | The Sun |News|Green

    Panda, if you're male, my apologies for exposing your secret.

    Okay, this is only a still shot, but we're getting closer to panda porn:

    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

    B*tch-lite

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    Well...

    That just seems a but unsatisfactory doesn't it.
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    iiiiii sawwwww HORSES TODAY

    and panda porn ^

    BUT I GOT TO RUB A BABY HORSE'S SOFT HAIRY NOSE AND I DUG IT. one of his eye's is blue. all the hairs growing out of his snout were sporadic and 4 inches long. he is a cute little goober.

    but then i got sick driving home. i haven't puked yet. the dogs went nuts over smelling horse stuff on my shoes. every time i passed out with my face on a towel just in case i'd wake up feeling better. then i'd move and was sure eminent puking would happen. it hasn't yet. i finally ate food and i'm not sure yet if i regret it or not. i'll find out.

    and bob's burgers is so weird and i like that too

    but i really want those horses. COME BE MY BIG GENTLE PUSHY NUZZLY ANIMAL!

    yeah i still don't know if i regret it or not
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Over the next 90 minutes, I want to show you that all of your problems can be solved with my penis.

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    i don't know what's wrong with me but it seems to be easing up. stomach is sore like i spent the night puking, but i didn't. i've eaten some food, leftover steak and squash from the other day, i dumped some steak sauce on the steak but i feel okay so far.

    and from tossing out ideas on another thread, i'm in the mood for yogurt and honey, fruit salad with avocado, cottage cgeese and chocolate avocado pudding.

    and this is my new favorite song



    from my symptoms i have captain tripps. near puking and sinus headache yesterday and now i'm constantly coughing and sniffling. and i'm worn out apparently because i almost spelled coughing a coffing. surprisingly enough, i did very well in school!

    but long story even longer, i felt horrible yesterday and slightly less so now

    baaaaaay *cough cough* *body drag body drag* come love meeeeeeeeeeee

    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Over the next 90 minutes, I want to show you that all of your problems can be solved with my penis.

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